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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again been caught on camera doing something that can cause serious workplace injuries, as he attempts to try every blue collar job in the nation while campaigning ahead of an election he is too scared to call. After convincing some of his shipping magnate mates to boot an Maritime Union member out of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party's pre-election collapse begins to get desperate, Scotty From Marketing has again accused Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese of being too close to China, This comment comes despite the clear warnings from multiple diplomats and intelligence officers that Beijing will take advantage of these kinds of social divisions that come from politicians trying to start culture wars...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke Kels Gibson (27) has well and truly blown the weekly budget out not even 24 hours since a fortnight's wages landed in his bank account. As the Range Safety Officer at Betoota Downs Rifle Club, Kels shares a similar weekend to your average hospitality workers - taking Mondays and Tuesdays off. This is a dangerous combination, because...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT One would assume that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing would be working hard to avoid any further association with the land of Hawaii, or Hawaiian culture. But as the trailer for Channel Nine's upcoming 60 Minutes exclusive has reminded us, our Prime Minister is not known for working particularly hard. After facing nationwide criticism for his decision to flee...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although it is clear that this government can shit the bed in just about any way you can imagine, there is one law introduced last year that has been quite effective; the banning of nicotine vapes. From October 1st 2021, new laws meant that illegal nicotine vapes were made even more illegal in order to reduce the rapid vaping...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As Parliament spends their dying days before the 2022 election campaign debating the Religious Freedoms Bill, it seems the Greens have decided that there is no room for nuance in their utopian universe that is modelled off that song that John Lennon wrote about the merits of state-enforced atheism. The bill, which was initially pitched as legislation that...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Member For Kennedy has today joined the Religious Freedoms debate, after previously sitting on the sidelines as a God-fearing rural conservative. However, as the nation’s senators and MPs begin unpicking a bill that Prime Minister Morrison has been trying pass for nearly a full Parliamentary term, Bob Katter has decided he cannot remain silent and has revealed...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison says the government will send the Australian Defence Force into old people homes to 'deal with the aged care issues' that our nation is facing as a result of the pandemic. Up to 1,700 Defence staff will be made available to 'sort out' the elderly Australians that are causing or poor government so much...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The unsinkable Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has returned back to work today, without any thought to the scandal that gripped the hysterical Australian news cycle over the weekend. This is because being caught up in the Prime Minister's current fall from grace is a walk in the park, compared to the other shit he's had to stare...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party continues to implode over internal bickering, a number of Federal MPs are starting to prepare for the day that their texts will be leaked as well. If it can happen to both former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce - it can happen to anyone. Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce apologised...