Earth Mummy Wonders Why Fussy Child Doesn’t Want Her Delicious Choc Liver Balls
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactSage Drinkwater (39) is laying out her calming crystals this morning after her child, Rainbow Freedom (8), has once again refused to eat...
Ley Slams PM Again Over His Most Recent ‘Offensive’ And ‘Inappropriate’ Travel Attire
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Opposition leader Sussan Ley has defied calls from within her own party to stop making such an issue...
50 Year Anniversary Of Bohemian Rhapsody: 6 Little Known Facts About The Song That Turns Dad Into A Full Blown Performer
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Today, on the 31st of October, a beautiful Friday afternoon, dad is about to let the remaining follicles of hair on his head...
Local Melbourne Man Wastes Another Sunny Day Not Washing Bed Sheets
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACTLocal Melbourne man Justin Hume who resides in a Brunswick sharehouse with a ripping hills hoist in the backyard has once again wasted...
Self Proclaimed Inner City Intellectual Absolutely No Match For Suburban Parents In The Saturday Quiz
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACTSelf-proclaimed young intellectual Raphael Anderson copped an ego bruising for the ages after being annihilated by his suburban parents in the Saturday Paper...
Local Man Realises He Knows Basically Nothing About 4th Most Populous Country And Nearest Neighbour
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man and self described wikipedia addict has just realised he knows pretty much nothing about his countries closest neighbour and the 4th...
Queensland Stoner Who Didn’t Study For School Exams Feels Like The Luckiest Kid On Earth Right Now
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A stoner kid from Queensland who skipped a huge portion of his ancient history classes currently feels like the luckiest person on planet...
Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos
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EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: A British man now known as 'Andrew' has been officially stripped of his royal titles, according to Bucking Palace.
The disgraced former...
CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing
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In some exciting news for red blooded mouth breathing jocks across the nation this Friday morning - new pictures of Sydney have just...
Sussan Ley Doubles Down By Criticising PM For His Love Of Cold Beer And Tim Tams
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTOpposition leader Sussan Ley has continued her attacks on the Prime Minister after spotting him enjoying a cold beer and going to a...
