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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In BREAKING news, it appears that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing - a politician who made his name detaining war-weary asylum seekers in sweltering offshore prisons as Immigration Minister under Tony Abbott - might actually have a track record of stirring up racial and religious prejudice in an effort to further his career. These allegations emerge just days before...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that Sky News Australia's Chief Goebbels Paul Murray may not understand the very concept of punting, despite his best efforts to present himself as an everyday bloke who doesn't spend his evenings drinking cognac and smoking cigars in North Shore restaurants. However, this was already common knowledge to anyone who may have had the great displeasure of...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter news hit today that shockingly, Morbius (the filler Marvel movie we get before Doctor Strange 2) is shit, actor and musician Jared Leto has now received his belt for being in both the worst DC and Marvel movies - seeing as no one can forget what a travesty the original ‘Suicide Squad’ was. Though...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has promised to repair the human warehouses that are Australian aged care homes, if he wins the election this year. During Labor's budget-in-reply speech last night, Albo pledged to boost aged workers pay as well - so that your grandparents aren't treated like house plants by overworked and exhausted immigrants. As is currently the case. It...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Both the Federal and NSW government have today sprung into action, after receiving some concerning phone calls from their kids. With a heartbreakingly fucked amount of rain falling on the Northern Rivers for the second time in a month, pleas for help are ringing out around the region again. Evacuation orders have been issued for swathes of areas...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Reporters at both NewsCorp and Peter Costello's newspapers have today been ordered to make sure they do not detract from the editorial positions regarding workplace bullying in Parliament House. This comes as the Morrison Government's euphoric Budget Night was greatly overshadowed by the visceral criticism of the PM from one of his previously most loyal foot soldiers. The outgoing conservative...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn the government's latest bid to appeal to voters help everyday Australians with the rising cost of living, a proposed federal budget is set to include a one of $250 payment for low income learners, to help with fuel, groceries and rent.  This scheme is said to benefit up to six million Australians, including pensioners,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite growing up only a few kilometres away from the nation's most iconic and historical Jewish-Australian enclave, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has fears about missing the mark in the seat of Wentworth, in this upcoming Federal election. While David Sharma won the seat at the last election, fears are growing that Independent MP Allegra Spender could replicate Kerryn Phelps,...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man outed himself as well-to-do today by walking around the Old City District with his backpack unzipped. The local Senior Accounts Manager Bryce Howard-Knolls (22) went for a walk in the suburb he helped gentrify with his own two hands, his backpack completely unzipped leaving his valuables, and upbringing, completely exposed. Witnesses report seeing Howard-Knolls walking around his...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man experienced an intense wave of head noise this weekend, shocked to discover that his new crush wears the same perfume as his evil high school French teacher. Standing in the bathroom of Betoota’s new noughties themed cocktail bar, ‘The Lime & Wire’, Adam Wilton (25) is reported to be composing himself after realising...