OPTUS Customers Realise Name Actually Stands For Ongoing Problems Totally Useless Shit
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Residents of the New South Wales Illawarra have today confirmed what the rest of the nation has long suspected,...
Struggling Banks Forced To Outsource Jobs Overseas
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Australia's banking sector has once again demonstrated its ability to balance record profits with record job cuts, after National...
People Of Nepal Give Albo A Glimpse Of What Will Happen To Him If He Makes Property Values Go Down
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The government of Nepal has been toppled and Kathmandu's Parliament House is still ablaze after protests over generational inequality...
Hope For Planet Restored As Lachlan Murdoch Wins Bid To Succeed His Living Australian Treasure Father Rupert Murdoch
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The world breathed a sigh of relief today as Lachlan Murdoch, the slightly less American son of Living Australian...
Cricket Adaptation Of “Field Of Dreams” Still Not In Production, Frustratingly
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The strangest thing about the streaming age is not what gets made, but what doesn't. For all the billions...
Is It Time To Bring Back Dan?
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Australia witnessed another weekend of protests on Sunday. Across the capital cities, a rotating cast of conspiracy theorists, hard-right...
“This Place Is Fucked But Kind Of Pretty I Guess” Says Man Visiting The Blue Mountains
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A Betoota Heights man has shared his opinion and passed judgement on a popular slice of the nation's tourism...
Finance Pig Chokes Up Talking About His Salad Days In Pre-GFC London
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Local corporate advisor David Morton has once again taken the long way round to answering a simple question about...
Albo To Visit South Australia’s Diseased Wang
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has confirmed he will visit South Australia’s diseased wang next week, after weeks of mounting...
Canberra Perfectly Summed Up By Five Star Hotel And Abandoned Flats Beside One Another
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Northbourne Avenue is our nation's capital is a place on the move, according to property developers and speculators alike.
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