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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has seemingly distanced himself from Scott Morrison over the weekend by treating guests at a Canberra karaoke bar to a stirring rendition of Gotye's dreadful earworm "Somebody That I Used to Know" that he dedicated to the under-siege Prime Minister. Coalition MPs are lining up around the block today...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local white ant, who build a career on white-anting people, is now being white anted over his repeated white-anting of other white ants he works with. Prime Minister Scott Morrison is being white-anted by his colleagues this week in the lead up to the Federal Election, which will be called today to blow the...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactReverse gentrification is in the works today as a fringe group of Millennials are going to take back the housing market by bringing heroin back into the suburbs, where it belongs. With the median value of Australian property, including both freestanding homes and units, currently sitting at $738,975, young people who are priced out of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says the details of his ongoing feud with a gang of Canberra geese is between him and the geese only. Mr Joyce was pictured this morning running from half a dozen geese on the banks of Lake Burley Griffin, which prompted questions from the media. "My issue with those geese is...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Another day, another personal grievance with Scott Morrison has been raised. The latest trouble comes after the Prime Minister off-handedly suggested that if Australians don't like the public school that their kid goes to then they could always just send them to a nice private one where they have nice things. Those comments have upset a...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison is under fire today for being "out of touch" for sharing a lifehack that he used to get himself off the rental merry-go-round and into his own home with a blue-chip address. People around the country, people who aren't having much of a go, are stuck renting their shelter from landlords who, funnily...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the latest Oscars have well and truly broken the internet for all the wrong reasons, other award shows are starting to take note of what it takes to garner higher ratings. This comes as people are starting not to give two shits about glorified trophy ceremonies for pompous celebrities, who as Ricky Gervais so...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has spoken to reporters today in Rockhampton where he was asked about the second 'once-in-500-year' flood event in Lismore today, to which Barnaby Joyce said there was a silver lining. Professing that he "didn't have a brain for maths" but by his calculations, it means the town of Lismore won't have...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is dumbfounded as to how a proposed defence pact between China and the Solomon Islands came to be despite being the person the nation pays to know these things. This utter failure in foreign policy and defence rests on the shoulders of Peter Dutton, who is the current Minister...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has released the last Federal Budget before the next election today and in it is a myriad of promises to make Australia a better place to live for everyone. However, the Big Victorian was quick to confirm that this budget is indeed designed in part to win votes for the Coalition Government,...