Report: Boys Lets Fill This Esky Up With Ice Cold Piss And Play Cricket In The Park Tomorrow Like It’s 2005 And We Have Nothing Better To Do
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A spontaneous plan hatched in a group chat late Friday afternoon has sparked widespread excitement among a group of...
Man Told Carry-On Is 2kg Overweight Despite Being On Same Flight As 100 Broncos Supporters
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A local man headed home after a long weekend of seeing family in Sydney is seeing red, or maroon...
Local Woman Wonders If That Bloke Is Really Tall Or Just Pushing A Babyzen YoYo
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A local woman has found herself pondering one of yuppydom's great mysteries this afternoon as she noticed a young...
Rapture? Apocalypse? Who Gives A Shit! It’s Friday Afternoon And It’s Time To DRINK SOME PISS
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While TikTok prophets and Facebook aunties spent the week frothing about the supposed Rapture and a "sudden stratospheric warming...
Oi It’s Friday And The Sun’s Out For The First Time In Like 4 Months We Should Get Absolutely Belted, Says Mate
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It's Friday afternoon and everywhere except Melbourne is experiencing the rare treat that is sunny weather with minimal winds.
While an unstable airmass has...
Yeah G’Day Mate Just Two Pints Of The Chardonnay Thanks Mate
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A local man has tonight confirmed that he is in possession of both limited time and unlimited stupidity, after...
“This Is Good Beer Drinking Weather” Says Man Of Essentially Any Weather Pattern Imaginable
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A local WhatsApp group of thirty-something men has again demonstrated the elasticity of meteorological reasoning required to justify a...
“I Live Five Mins From The Beach. I Need To Put A Pool In Immediately” Says Sunshine Coast Homeowner
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A local Sunshine Coast homeowner has today confirmed that his proximity to one of the nation's most celebrated stretches...
Preschool Incident Report Language So Vague Parents Unsure If Child Fell Over Or Instigated Bloodless Coup In Fiji
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A vague preschool incident report has left local parents scratching their heads, unsure whether their four-year-old daughter sustained a...
Local Introvert Makes Mortal Mistake Of Wearing Irresistibly Soft Jumper To Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local introvert made the mistake of wearing a fluffy jumper to work this morning, which has resulted in far too many interactions...
