Local Cougar Informs Handsome Chippy That She’s A Bit Of A Stud Finder Herself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local mum has kindly offered some assistance to a handsome twenty something chippy today, after spotting him using a device to locate studs in the wall.
It’s alleged Julie Comb was underseeing the renovation work to her home, and had been rather involved with the latest work being undertaken in her living room...
Torrential Rain Good Enough Reason To Cancel Gym, Dinner, Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactAs the rains pour down like a million rural children eating corn on your roof, residents of Australia’s east coast are fully prepared to cancel their plans for the gym, dinner and life.
One such plan canceller is fashion upcycler Renae Hildon (28) who claims the constant rain has ruined her overall mood as well...
3rd Round Job Interview Inspires Local Girl To Start Filling Up Online Cart With Chic New Work Wardrobe
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An ambitious career-girl is enjoying a long online shopping session this evening, excited by the fact she soon may have a reason to update her work wardrobe.
Following three rounds of job interviews, local Financial Analyst Samantha Bridge (26) is believed to have multiple tabs open and discount codes ready to fire, as she imaginatively curates her...
Bushie Cousin Arrives At Beach In Exact Same Kit He Wears Out West Except For Waterproof Sandals
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As we close in on the first quarter of the year, some families are opting to get their Easter celebrations out of the way now - to avoid the rush of traffic and holiday bookings.
Australians right across the country, specifically rural Australians, are making their way to the coast, before it gets too cold for the inlanders to...
“Haha April Fools!!!” Says Bloke Retreating Back To Friend Zone After Opening Up To Soul Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has today come up with a foolproof plan should he face rejection, by asking out his crush in a subtle way and on the one day of the year he could take it back.
Michael Stuart is alleged to have harboured some affection for a girl at his work, having become...
Compassionate Employer Grants All Wests Tigers Fans A Flexi-Friday After Last Night’s Abomination
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The last factory in Betoota Heights that still manufactures things has been praised for a random act of kindness today.
The Lickiss & Sons company that specializes in some niche mechanical parts for farm equipment has told all employees who support Wests Tigers to just have the day off.
The kind gesture of a paid flexi-Friday comes after...
Young Parents Inform The World That They Have Too Much Money By Purchasing Brand Name Baby Shoes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local Betoota Heights couple has been accused of making too much money this week, after it was discovered that they’d bought their baby ‘Alfie’ an $130 pair of Adidas sneakers.
Hayden and Clarissa Campton were seen flouting this outrageous display of wealth at a friend’s birthday party on the weekend, causing many whispers amongst...
Local Girl’s Dream Of Marrying Celeb Crush Ruined By ‘Personal Life’ Category On Wikipedia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter binge watching the second season of Bridgerton, local woman Gemma Bloomfield finds herself harbouring some very sinful thoughts about the actor who plays Anthony Bridgerton, stating that she feels like ‘throwing up’, knowing that she’ll never get to experience a forbidden romance or have a man chase her on a horse in the...
Local Woman Still Too Bitter About The Final Season To Give Two Shits About The House Of The Dragon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs news spreads of the official release date for Game of Thrones prequel ‘The House of the Dragon', one former fan is said to have absolutely no interest in investing any time into the series.
Melinda Clarke tells The Advocate that she’d been a massive fan of the original series, excitedly running home every...
Sadistic Gym Owner Makes Sure To Place Hip Abduction Machine In Area With Most Foot Traffic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA sadistic gym owner has today taken it one step too far, by placing a rather embarrassing piece of equipment in full view of prying eyes.
Louis Redman is alleged to have purchased ‘Bob's Fitness’ roughly six weeks ago, with plans to turn the struggling, outdated gym into the trendiest multi level centre in...
