KEVIN 27: Rudd Immediately Gets To Work Mapping Out Vengeful Plot To Topple Smart-Mouthed President
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news that has tickled the conservative Australian media commentators that Kevin Rudd has run rings around for decades, President Trump has humiliated...
‘Narco Terrorists’ Surprisingly Sitting On Just As Much Oil As The Last Type Of Terrorists
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The arbiters of the 'free world' have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional conflict is completely and utterly necessary.
The...
Local Woman Calls Police To Report A Crime Against Glen Powell’s Beautiful Face
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has today been forced to call the local authorities after witnessing something awful.
Andrea Thompson from our town’s rapidly gentrifying Flight...
Las Vegas Casinos Begin Banning The Use Of Paracetamol On Their Gaming Floors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Casino owners in Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City have moved quickly to protect themselves from the possibility of being defrauded by card...
Prime Minister Albanese Stood Up On His Big Day In The Middle Of New York City
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news that should surprise none of the single gals out there, it is being reported that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has once...
FBI Retrospectively Reveal Transcript Of John Wilkes Booth’s Confession To Transgender Lover On Encrypted Messaging App
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American History has been flipped onto it's head this week, after new evidence shows that transgender extremists have been involved in...
White House Reminds Australian Journos What Happens When They Annoy The Authorities
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The White House has today offered some clarity on how it feels about journalists from our great southern land.
Fresh off the back...
Report: A Good Day To Stay Off The Internet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from planet earth, today is a pretty good day to stay off the internet.
This comes after popular American...
Bali Regular Offers Almost Comically Inaccurate Explanation As To Why Indonesia Is Currently Rioting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An Australian expat based in the spiritual Balinese town of Ubud has today provided her friends back home with updates on the civil...
US Border Agent Asks Traveller If He Still Eats His Poo Because That Might Be A Problem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A routine trip through US Customs has taken a confronting turn for one local man traveller after a border...
