Without Green Day On The Radio, Americans Blindly Support President Trump’s Decision To Go To War
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As President Trump enters war with Iran, it appears that America is lacking a counter-culture.
In an increasingly fractured media landscape, the White House...
Israel Insists Iran Will Have Nuclear Weapons Any Decade Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Israel has today moved to assure the rest of the global community that bombing a sovereign nation of 90...
Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community.
Iraq's government has announced an imminent plan to...
RETRACTION: A Sincere Apology To The Pangolin Community
The Betoota Advocate Editorial BoardWe would like to issue an unreserved apology to the global pangolin community and to those who speak on its...
Trump And Zelensky Settle Differences With A Tense Game Of Slaps
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTTrump and Zelensky have decided to put aside their differences and hinge the future of Ukraine on a game of slaps in the...
“Yes, Absolutely”: Riccardo Confirms Helmet Switch With Piastri Is Reason Why He’s Leading Championship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Daniel Ricciardo has confirmed he believes a helmet swap with Oscar Piastri is the key reason behind the 23-year-old's...
Australia Moves To Ban Maple Syrup Because Fuck You Too Canada
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Albanese Government has today announced a ban on the importation of Canadian maple syrup, citing no clear reason...
Elon Musk Brutally Trolled During Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Slipping Over His Own Banana Peels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTech billionaire/ Space Karen Elon Musk has faced scrutiny from the gaming community again today, just days after making a fool of...
Norfolk Island’s Economy Reeling After Trump Slaps A 29% Tariff On Deb’s Famous Carrot Cake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The proud external territory of Norfolk Island is today facing an uncertain future, after US President Donald Trump hits them with a tariff...
PM Clarifies Australia Doesn’t Import American Beef Because It Sucks And It’s Full Of Germs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has shut down any talk of Australia importing American beef, citing two key reasons.
"With the...
