Bloke From South Auckland Talks About His Hometown Like It’s As Dangerous As Somalia’s No-Fly Zone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
South Auckland may just be the most dangerous place on planet earth.
That's according to guys from South Auckland.
Otahuhu local, Desmond (25), is one...
New Teslas Now Come Equipped With Car Nuts To Try And Salvage Last Viable Demographic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAll new Teslas will now be rolled out with a sleek set of car nuts in a last-ditch effort to attract the only...
Piastri Slips Into Button-Up Check Shirt, Baggy Jorts And Downs A Pint In New Aussie Gen Z Tradition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of Australia's brightest young stars is today taking some time out to enjoy himself, after a huge weekend.
The young fella from...
NASA Astronauts Arrive Back On Earth To Learn The Lefties Are Torching EVs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe two NASA astronauts who were stranded in orbit for nine months have today confirmed that their biggest shock to returning to...
Stranded NASA Astronauts Head Back To Space After Seeing Current State Of The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The stranded NASA astronauts have splashed down on Earth on moments, ending what began with a Boeing test flight...
King Sends Nice Portrait To The Mint In Case They Change Their Mind About The $5 Note
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
King Charles III has sent an informal portrait to the Royal Australian Mint, suggesting it be kept on file...
Unable To Campaign, Barnak Bin Al-Joyce Heads To Yemen And Leads Offensive Against Saudis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Deputy Prime Minister and Nationals backbencher Barnaby Joyce has surfaced in Yemen after weeks off the grid, having...
Trump Says Hollywood Will No Longer Be Allowed To Portray Russians As Action Movie Villains
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactUS president Donald Trump this week put forward a new law that will now make it illegal for American made movies to...
Trump Supporter In Ireland Deeply Disappointed By Their Interpretation Of ‘Republican’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn American Trump supporter on a spiritual trip to his ancestral homeland has been left stunned after discovering what the Irish version of...
Elon Musk Reveals Which Nation Is Behind ‘Massive’ Cyberattack on X
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
US President Elon Musk has sensationally revealed overnight that the nation behind the crippling cyberattck on his X is...
