“Wagwan My G”: King Charles Greets Zelensky For Lowkey War Talks
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King Charles III has hosted Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for a private meeting in London over the weekend, with...
New Zealand Deploy Navy’s Inflatable Destroyer To Shoo Away Chinese Warship
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The Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) has responded to the presence of a Chinese naval task force with the...
Taliban To Support Sydney’s Boomers In Their Campaign To Shut Down Inner-City Nightlife
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Local Taliban cleric Abdul Ghani Baradar (61), from Uruzgan province in southern Afghanistan, has vocally backed inner-city Sydney gentrifier, Sandra Healy (68), in...
China’s New DeepSeek AI Makes ChatGPT As Useful As A DVD Rewinder
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In what experts are calling a game-changing moment for humanity, China has unveiled its new artificial intelligence platform, DeepSeek,...
Elon Musk Releases Stunning New Design For Tesla Model SS
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactElon Musk has today announced he will be changing up the design of his electric car company, ‘Tesla’, by launching a new look...
Thousands Of Average White Men Sacked On Wall Street As Trump Vows To Forge A ‘Merit-Based Society’
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In his first 24 hours as US President, for a second time, Donald Trump will be signing an executive order to end diversity,...
Soundcloud CEO Sneaks Into The Social Media Oligarch Row At Trump’s Inauguration
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The CEO of the popular music streaming app Soundcloud has reportedly shmoozed his way to the front of the US Capitol, in a...
Trump Brings Back Masculine Energy By Doing His Signature Double Handjob Dance Move To YMCA
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what might be the greatest display of masculinity this past decade, president elect Donald Trump today ended his pre-inauguration victory rally by...
Vale David Lynch. Your Movies Were Fucken Weird And Way Too Long But Somehow Quite Good
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Cinema has lost one of its great freaks, with the passing of legendary filmmaker David Lynch at the age...
Local Man’s Last 12 Months Of Financial Strife Results In A Country Music-Heavy Spotify Wrapped
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Music streaming giant Spotify has today launched its annual Spotify Wrapped campaign for 2024.
This means the platform's users are getting raw insights into...
