Local Flugelhornist Pretends ‘Brassed Off’ Didn’t Fundamentally Alter Course Of Her Life
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A cornerstone of the Port of Betoota Brass Band has today downplayed the life-altering impact of 'Brassed Off' has...
Racist Old Bastard Wonders If Assyrian Tradie Can Poison A Few Trees For Him (He Absolutely Can BTW)
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A gibbering old fool from our town's leafiest enclave of Betoota Grove has stood on his balcony this morning...
Life Hack: Stop Your Fingies From Getting Cold This Winter By Utilising The ‘Big Sip’ Technique
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Do you ever find yourself tucking your fingers into your pockets, or drawing your hands back into your jumper to escape the cold...
No Amount Of AI Tech Is Able To Impress Man As Much As Magic ‘Sipahh Straw’ Technology Did
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man is yet to encounter a brand new innovation in the world of AI that has been able to get even...
Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
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Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major player in the space.
One of the...
Ten Years On, Local Man Lives With Souvenir Of A Simpler, Cheekier Time
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A Betoota Heights man is looking back today on a simpler, cheekier time in Western society.
Shortly after arriving at...
“So You Pay To Watch People Play Video Games?” Asks Younger Brother Who Did It For Free His Entire Childhood
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The long-suffering younger brother of a selfish, inconsiderate control hog has expressed amazement today after learning people pay good...
Toddler Who Refuses Toast Cut Wrong Way Allegedly Ate Four Servings Of Vegetable Dahl At Daycare
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A local father has been left wondering this week after discovering that his picky toddler consumed four full servings...
“If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding. How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat?” Asks Dad
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Dinner was briefly interrupted in a quiet Betoota Grove household last night as a local dad attempted to assert...
Man With No Inheritance Coming And No Entrepreneurial Spirit Concerned Labor’s $3m Super Tax Might Affect Him One Day
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A local man who, unfortunately for him, is not some cunt's son, says he's increasingly worried that despite having...
