Regional Coach Driver Flirts Like Fuck With The Old Ducks Heading To Cruise Ship Terminal
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
After eleven years of driving buses for Foxy’s Premium Coach Travel, Mick Murrays knows a few things. Whether it’s how to best...
Local Queer Woman Devastated To Learn Rhea Ripley Is Married To A Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local queer woman is having a terrible day today, having just discovered that Australian born WWE star Rhea ‘Mami’ Ripley is married...
Nats Come Crawling Back To Libs After Realising They’d Have To Take A Pay Cut And Do More Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTThe Nationals party is reportedly in talks with The Liberals to get back together again, having come to the realisation that a split...
Funko Pop Man Outraged By Amount Of Social Acceptability Labubu’s Are Receiving
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA nerdy bloke named Conrad Is a little pissed off by how normalised these Labubu things are becoming after almost a decade of...
QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAfter discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps, a Queensland dairy farmer has figured he may...
Woman Who Agreed To Meet Finance Bro Hubby For Lunch Struggling To Find Him In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA woman who agreed to meet her finance bro hubby for lunch has found herself playing a little game of ‘Where’s Waldo’ today,...
Recession Indicator? Local Woman Packing Her Own Ice To Put In Regular Long Black
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn a sure sign that a recession is on the horizon, a local woman was spotted placing her own ice into a long...
Young Liberal Experiences Surge In Matches After Removing His Dad’s Political Views From Dating Profile
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTWilliam Chester-Coleman (28) has never had a problem picking up in the real world.Standing at an affable 6ft4, sporting blue eyes...
Enlightened Man Recommending Niche Foreign Film To Friend Crushed To Find Out They Saw It Ages Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn avid Letterboxd user has been left physically and emotionally shattered after learning that his deep cut 90's Central European film has already...
Local Woman Unsure If Date Is Love Bombing Her Or If She Really Is Just That Amazing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTYOU'RE THE BEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET: A local woman is today questioning if the bloke she’s been dating for the past three...
