Country Boy’s City Girlfriend Confused By The Concept Of A “Steak Topper” Down The Local
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTBorn, bred and forever bound to the leafy streets of South Yarra, Melbourne, Georgina Hollingsworth (28) would be the first to...
Recession Indicator? Bondi Bloke Asks If He Can Split A Bag With Someone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn a deeply troubling sign for the national economy, a Bondi man has reportedly asked his mates if anyone wants to ‘go halves’...
Most Daycare Parents Either Blind Or Just Selfish CUNCE
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man has been left wondering if his kids attend a special daycare facility for the children of...
Modern History Teacher’s 30 Minute Tangent On Cuba Ends With Him Seeing Midnight Oil In The 90s
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA modern history teacher has delighted his students once again with a lengthy tangent on Cuba, the cold war and American hegemony, which has once...
Local Women Quickly Become Friends By Bonding Over Their Endocrine Health Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTTwo women meeting for the first time have quickly become fast friends, after a drunken discussion about the contraceptive pill led them to...
Appearance Of New Girlfriend On Sidelines Inspires Local Halfback To Have A Shocker
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTOne of Betoota’s most exciting Rugby League talents has been hooked this afternoon after a disastrous first half of football.Sporting a...
Girl’s Drinks Set To Be Nuclear Tonight Now That They Don’t Have To Get Political
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTDrinks with the girls is set to be nuclear tonight, as a group of friends in Betoota Heights set out for the first...
Random Girl You Met Just Bought A House With Her Partner, Is Planning A Wedding Oh And They Got A Dog Too
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTAmelia Kumar (27) found herself in what can only be described as the “friend-of-a-friend social hostage situation.
Spending the better part of her...
Man Who ‘Doesn’t Do Politics’ Mysteriously Has Strong Political Opinions
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTBetoota Heights man Baz Petros (39) has once again assured friends that he “doesn’t do politics” before launching into a passionate, factually...
Fantasy Nerd Struggling To Find Smut Where The Female Lead Character Isn’t A Teenager
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has once again found herself struggling to get through the first chapter of a fantasy smut book, after learning the...
