“I Am Uneasy About The Japanese Making Our Warships” Says Landcruiser Owner
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A local man has expressed his unease with a former geopolitical enemy winning a contract to build some of...
Dubbo Woman Who Hasn’t Been Home In A While Wondering Why In The Fuck They’re Building A Giant Block Of Flats There
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A Dubbo woman has been met with an unfamiliar sight upon arriving back in the gateway to the New...
Junior Newscorp Content Pig Wonders If It’s All Worth It After Writing Just 10,000 People Marched Yesterday
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A young man employed on a tenuous enterprise agreement over at this masthead's Newscorp-owned crosstown rival, The Betoota Bugle,...
Report Finds Social Media Reached Its Peak When Everyone Spent Months Talking About A Harmless Viral Video
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs algorithms are now filled with culture wars and political content to divide the masses, it can now be confirmed that social media...
Man’s Faith In Employer’s Solvency Evaporates As They Book Him On Jetstar Flight
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Internal crisis washed over a mid-level manager this afternoon as he stood in the stiff breeze on the tarmac...
Residents That Don’t Want Maccas In Neighbourhood Should Get A Better Job And Move Somewhere Less Shit
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A noisy coalition of leaners from the French Quarter are this week attempting to derail plans to build a...
Dubbo’s Wheelers Lane Revealed To Be Six-Lane Arterial Boulevard
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Transport authorities have contacted Dubbo Regional Council seeking clarification after Wheelers Lane, a road still officially designated as a...
Schools Come Up With Groundbreaking New Method To Stop Students From Using ChatGPT On Their Essays
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some much needed good news, schools and universities have finally come up with a groundbreaking solution to stop students from using ChatGPT...
Englishman In Bondi Complains There’s Too Many Immigrants In England
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A British national currently residing in Bondi has expressed concern over what he describes as an influx of immigrants...
Bloke Drives To The Gym To Have A Walk
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A local man has revealed today his tri-weekly habit of driving to the gym, where he walks a few...
