Dutton Backs His Liberal Candidate In Fowler Because He Didn’t Say Anything Wrong
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In 2013, Chief of the Army, Lieutenant-General David Morrison responded to a horrible scandal involving sexual misconduct and degradation...
Report: 2016 Would Have Loved Katy Perry’s All Girl Space Mission
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTPretty much all the experts are in agreement that 2016 would have absolutely adored that Katy Perry-led all girl space mission the other...
Egg Shortage Forces Royal Easter Show to Shrink CWA Baking Prize To A Round-Robin Mini Quiche Contest
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA sweeping series of changes are in the works for Australia’s largest agricultural show this year, as the Sydney Royal Easter...
Newest Weekly AI Trend Now Asking Users To Post Bank Details And Mother’s Maiden Name
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThis week's newest AI trend is asking users to upload bank details and personal questions like their mothers maiden name to the cloud.
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Dutton Finally Relatable To Australian Families After Being Vague About Helping Kids Purchase A Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTDutton's campaign team are already popping the champagne after the Opposition Leader finally said something that middle-class, everyday Australians can relate to: dodging...
Barnaby Says Those Signs About Him Around Tamworth Are Wrong, Whatever The Hell They Say
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Barnaby Joyce has today rejected a series of mysterious signs that have appeared across Tamworth, denying claims written entirely...
Local Priest Fielding Tough Good Friday Questions About Whether Jesus Would Eat Farmed Salmon
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A local Catholic priest has found himself at the centre of an unexpected but modern liturgical quandary this Holy...
Trump’s High Tariffs On China And Bangladesh Set To Decimate The Influencer Industry
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In some much needed good news, it can be confirmed that Donald Trump’s reciprocal tariffs might finally put a stop to unboxing...
Empty Investment Properties Just The Boomer Equivalent Of Nonna Covering Her Good Furniture In Plastic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA study on generational trends has found that owning multiple empty investment properties is the boomer equivalent of the Silent Generation’s obsession...
Anti-Fast Fashion Girlfriend Just Can’t Say No To A $140 Hoodie From Dua Lipa Show
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA DePop Princess from the ecologically aware suburb of Newtown is wrestling with guilt today, as she contends with the fact...
