Different Understandings Of ‘BSB’ The New Divide Between Soft Paper Pushers And Tough Bushies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactThe divide between city and country men used to be as clear as day, however with the rise of concrete cowboys pairing RM’s...
Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A group of everyday late-20s suburban Australians have this week had to confront some very real life shit.
It's a uniquely 2020s phenomena that...
Waitress Serving Gay Couple Places Bill In Front Of Bloke Giving The Most Top Energy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA waitress serving a couple who were clearly of the lavender-scented persuasion was forced to do a quick character assessment last night by...
Berocca To Launch Controversial BBQ Shapes Flavour After Running Out Of Fruits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The makers of Australia’s favourite soluble tablets have today might quite the splash - pardon the pun.
Berocca has caused a stir this week...
Fat Gen X Wanker Selects His Most Cringe Sneakers For Tomorrow’s Annual Walk Of Yankee Cultural Imperialism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local father of school age children is preparing himself for tomorrow's walk through the neighbourhood, where he is...
America Kills More Illegal Drug Traffickers To Protect The Interests Of Legal Drug Traffickers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The self-proclaimed leaders of the free world have fired a few shots again this week.
In the latest move as part of the...
Macquarie Bank Industrial Equities Analyst Begins Browsing New Dunks After Buying VIP Wu Tang Tickets
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local white-collar corporate is planning to bring the ruckus next year, as he splashes out for premium Wu Tang Clan...
New Package From RODE Has Local Dad Praying Son Is Trying To Be A Rapper And Not A Podcaster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of 3 is today taking a moment to himself to contemplate the state of the world.
The semi-retired sparky (aka the...
Liberals Continue Quest To Win Back Middle Australia By Making Extremely Rational And Logical Claim That Albo Is A Nazi Sympathiser For Wearing A Joy Division Shirt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Liberal Party are this week continuing on their long road back to government by taking a wildly popular stance with mainstream...
“Have You Seen This Japanese Dude In The American-Rules Cricket?” Office Sports Guy Says Of Shohei Ohtani
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some guy who does something with a computer in town in return for money has spoken of Japanese baseball...
