Local Trolley Boy Just Too Damn Good At His Job To Be Let Go For Intimidating Shoppers, Smoking Weed
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A modern day stockman at the local Coles has once again survived several allegations of calling people fuckwits and smoking marijuana on the...
South Brisbane Man Who Voted Green in 2022 For Subsidised Dental Care Decides He’s Not That Supportive Of Firebombing Electoral Offices
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A Greenslopes man who has a fucken stressful job moving pallets of shit around a warehouse in the blazing Queensland heat, has admittedly...
Brissy Teenager Celebrates Getting His Red Ps By Going On A 3 Hour Drive To Nowhere In Particular
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A Brisbane teenager, who doesn't have much experience on the great open roads apart from a couple trips to Nan's place in Gympie,...
7 Ways That Aboriginal People Can Highlight Injustice Without ‘Going The Wrong Way About It’
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In case you haven't been watching the news, Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe is facing backlash for enjoying the freedom of speech in front...
Australian PM And King Charles Bond Over The Fact That They Both Grew Up In Public Housing
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Aside from the odd heckle from Aboriginal senators in Parliament House, it can be confirmed that King Charles and Queen-Consort Camilla are enjoying...
“Wait… What? Mummy Never Mentioned Any Of This!” – King Charles Stunned By Thorpe’s Revelations
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The Australian media outrage machine is in overdrive today, after an Aboriginal woman dared to say the quiet parts out loud. In front...
“Youth Crime Is Out Of Control” Says Gen-X Liberal Voter Who Spent Every Weekend Of 1999 Completely Gacked On Carl Williams Pingers
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A 50-year-old man who may just have been amongst the last cohort of Australians that were able to go to university, have fun...
Coastie Albo Gets Copacabana Postcode Tatted Across His Ribs In Old English At Alligator Ink
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The Australian Prime Minister's Central Coastification is happening at warp speed, after it was confirmed that Anthony Albanese has now sworn his loyalty...
Coastie Albo Immerses Himself In Local Culture By Having 10 Schooners At The Grange And Driving Home
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In news that is being frantically pushed to the front page in an effort to distract from Channel Nine's external culture review, the...
“Le’s Fu’en Ave It!” Says His Maj Charlie As He Arrives At Sydney International Airport
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His Maj is on Australian soil.
The King and Queen Camilla are being welcomed on their arrival in Sydney by Guv'nor-General Sam Mostyn, NSW...
