BOM Warns Queenslanders That She’s Gonna Be A Fucken Stinker Out West
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The Australian Bureau of Meteorology's leading forecasters have this week issued a stern warning to Betoota and surrounds.
While making an effort to issue...
“Oi Look At This Junkie Outside The Pub Haha” Says Corporate Man After 20 Standard Drinks On A Weekday
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
Local corporate wanker, Jae (30) is on fire this afternoon.
His drinking buddies are pissing themselves - because Jase has gotten to that...
Senator Who Made A Career Spewing Racial Slurs About Every Single Race Of People Found To Be Racist
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After two years of expensive legal proceedings, a Federal Court has found the Far-Right Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has breached the Racial Discrimination...
Albo Keeps The Media Happy By Fucking Off Morrison’s 7-Series And Bringing Back The 1991 Holden Caprice
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's financial emancipation continues to make headlines this week, after it was also revealed that on top of owning a...
Nonno Both Proud And Deeply Concerned That Italians Are Now Running The Government
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As of Saturday night, David Frank Crisafulli is the 41st Premier of Queensland.
He joins Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Northern Territory Chief...
7 Ways That Anthony Albanese Can Prove To Australians That He Doesn’t Think He’s Better Than Us
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally been exposed for what he is. A political elite.
This comes after his secret 'other life' as a...
Natural Caretaker Not Sure If The Guy She Walked Past At The Supermarket Is Hot Or Just Useless
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After a string of exhausting relationships, Betoota Grove woman Kelsie Nova (32) has finally accepted that she's got to stop trying...
Albo Keeps The Media Happy And Moves Into A Single Bed Flat Above The Huntsbury Hotel In Petersham
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
In case you haven't been reading the newspapers, The Prime Minister thinks he is better than us.
This is surprising, given his background.
Anthony Albanese...
Nation’s Free-Thinkers Mourn Last Form Of Mobile Tech That Doesn’t Make You Follow Government Orders
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While most Australians barely noticed the recent announcement regarding the shutdown of the last 3G cell towers, many within the enlightened free-thinking community...
Outer-Suburban Boxing Gym Membership Split Between Bikie-Affiliated Fighters And Middle Aged Mums
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Australia's entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed.
This may come as a surprise to actual boxing...
