Light November Showers Cause Beautiful Jacaranda Trees To Become Nature’s Evil Slip Hazard
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Australians have once again become well aware of our love-hate relationship with the beautiful jacaranda tree.
After weeks of striking Instagram posts and warm...
Sydney Swans Grow Nervous About Half Their Fanbase Being Lured Back To Rugby After Wallabies Glory
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With two Grand Final losses in three years - and a NSW fanbase demanding returns on their decision to switch-codes, the Sydney Swans...
Liberals Expecting Big Swings In Northern Rivers And Blue Mountains After Vowing To Protect Misinformation
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The Albanese government's revamped bill to tackle online misinformation and disinformation has been criticised as a “complete mess” and "as dangerous as 1984"...
Reformed 2015 Edgelord Feeling Guilty As Boomer Relatives Embrace Trump After 8 Years Of Brain Rot
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Jordan Steel (27) is one of many veteran internet trolls whose youth was mainly driven by an inexplicable urge for online mayhem and...
Democrats Promise They’ll Be Back In 2028 For An Even More Brat Summer!
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Okay, so major vibe shift overnight.
Trump is back in the White House. SMDH.
This came as a surprise to the entire Democratic Party and...
Democrats Too Busy Working To Storm The Damn Capitol
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Former US president Donald Trump has defeated his Democratic rival, Vice-President Kamala Harris, in both the Electoral College and the popular vote, securing...
“She Can’t Lose Pennsylvania” Says Mate That’s One Tiktok Clip More Informed Than Rest Of Friends
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A local TikTok user has highlighted the fact that she is one 30-second US politics explainer video ahead of her friends after explaining...
Inner-City Wine Mum Has Been Following US Election Much More Closely Than Daughter’s HSC Performance
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A local inner-city wine mum has today informed her daughter that she simply doesn't have time to hear about how she went in...
As Halloween Concludes, Henchmen Are Sent Into North Pole Dungeons To Retrieve Mariah And Michael
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
This comes as the festival of single-use plastic known as Halloween finally concludes.
Right around the Western...
Major Changes To HECS And TAFE Fees Drowned Out By Journos Fixating On Where PM Sits On The Plane
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In a major policy announcement that is struggling to get any airtime in an Australian news cycle focused on treating minor indiscretions like...

















