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Sky News Could Really Use A Couple Stories About Trans Women Using Female Bathrooms Today

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Liberal Party's holding paddock for failed candidates and disgraced campaign advisors is desperately looking for a divisive culture war issue to pollute...

Dutton Refuses To Support Caps On The International Students That He Blames Everything On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Federal Opposition are gaining even more momentum heading into Christmas, as it becomes even more clear that Prime Minister Albanese is struggling...

Samoan Mate Makes The Mistake Of Wearing A Black T-Shirt To The Pub Again 

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Samoan bloke, Junior Leota (29), has made the easy but painful mistake of wearing a black shirt to the pub tonight. Junior,...

NZ PM Becomes First Politician Since Scott Morrison To Unite Farmers, Christians, Lefties And Anti-Vaxxers Against Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Kiwi version of Scott Morrison, New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Luxon has this week managed to do what many thought was impossible. This...

ABC Lands The White Whale Of Radio Announcers: A Well Known Footballer Who Also Likes Books And Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact One of the ABC's strongest media brands, Radio Melbourne, has this week announced some big changes. This is not usually the type of story...

Aussie Holidayers Abuse Airline Staff For Being Unable To Stop Remote Indonesian Volcano Eruption

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact If the last few years weren't bad enough for the ground staff of Australian airlines, it seems they are now being blamed for...

Short-Sighted Murdoch Newspapers Celebrate Rudd Being Sent Home To Continue His Very Popular Campaign To Destroy Them

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australia's Murdoch media machine is in overdrive today, after recently unearthed footage shows Australia’s US Ambassador and former prime minister Kevin Rudd running...

40% Pay Rise For NSW Police Sadly Means Their Kids Will Become Leftie Uni Students With ACAB Tatts

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A landmark pay rise for the NSW police force has inadvertently triggered an existential crisis, now that officers can afford to live in...

Local Girl Savours Short Window In Mens Fashion Where Skater Boyfriend’s Permanent Outfit Is On Trend

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local woman, Char Longbottom (27) had always hoped this would happen. She knew men's fashion was cyclical, but just didn't know if or when...

Cousin’s Bucks Party Exposes Man To The Parallel Universe Of Cousins From The Other Side

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local man has today discovered what his cousins have been doing every second Christmas. Sam Shearer (30) had always assumed he was the...

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