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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today begun implementing his most ambitious marketing spin of all time: Convincing Lebanese voters that he does not have a history of stirring up racial and religious prejudices to further his career. This comes after explosive allegations come to light that the Lebanese man who initially beat Scotty in a ballot to contest...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In BREAKING news, it appears that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing - a politician who made his name detaining war-weary asylum seekers in sweltering offshore prisons as Immigration Minister under Tony Abbott - might actually have a track record of stirring up racial and religious prejudice in an effort to further his career. These allegations emerge just days before...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what is sure to gain Scotty more support amongst his mates from his fellow larrikins of Australia, the PM showed up to work today and actually did his job in a hilarious April Fools Day prank. At the time of writing, Scotty’s greatest political accomplishments mostly include all the times he denied responsibility for the tasks resting at...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-suffering people of Northern New South Wales have had enough, according to recent date from Australia's leading Christian head-count surveyers. New data finds residents of both the Mid-North Coast and further up to the Northern Rivers are leaving the Church in droves. That's according to the Bureau Of Nation's God Watchers And The Enthusiastically Religious (BONGWATER). The most recent BONGWATER...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government has today learnt that hell has no fury like a fed up Illawarra girl. The outgoing conservative senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells has taken a blowtorch to Prime Minister Scott Morrison in her final speech to Parliament overnight, after losing her pre-selection on the NSW Liberal Senate ticket to the politics of the Hillsong faction. Fierravanti-Wells has branded Scotty...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian thought-leader who grew up without siblings or any form of contact sport in his life is today still reeling from the vision of a smart arse being met with an open hand slap from another man. Atticus Cilento-Hopscotch (29) is purported to be a journalist from Sydney's privileged Light Rail belt, although he also moonlights as an...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the glitz, glamour and drama of the 2022 Oscars continues to unfold - one moment that will make the history books surrounds the actions of Will Smith just an hour ago. Smith slapped the host Chris Rock in the face live on stage during the 94th Academy Awards, after the comedian made a joke about Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights-based mother of three, Bethy Mettle (35), says today's life lesson is one that she really would have preferred learning in different circumstances. "I know we shouldn't idolate mankind" she says. "But, when you go to these Hillsong conferences, it really feels like the man on stage is God" "I should have known that he would let me down. The...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today distanced himself from a man once described as his close personal friend and spiritual mentor, Hillsong pastor Brian Houston, who has resigned from the church over allegedly inappropriate behaviour towards two women. Australia's first Pentecostal Prime Minister said it was “entirely appropriate” for Houston to resign from the global church after complaints about his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Scotty From Marketing continues to poll worse than Harold Holt at the height of the Portsea rescue effort, the only punch that seems to be landing on his Federal Opposition is the overreaching Sky News allegations that senior ALP members have effectively conspired to murder their own colleagues. While everyday Australians struggle to figure out why they should...