King Charles Admits He’s Only Coming To Australia Because He Missed Out On UK Tickets For Oasis
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King Charles III and Queen Camilla will be in Australia this week — their first visit here since taking the throne.
Their visit coincides...
Coastie Albo Goes Full Send And Hits Up Marketplace For A Flat Tray Lowlux In The Gosford Area
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As much as the Australian media commentators insist that world leaders should live in poverty, Prime Minister Albanese and his new wife have...
Nation’s Millennial Women Arrive At Work With Smeared Mascara
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Right across Australia today, late-20s women are arriving at their places of employment with smeared mascara and red eyes.
It can also be...
After Leaving Mum’s Uterus, QLD Baby To Be Completely Ignored By The LNP Until It Steals A Car
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After being carried to full-term, a local Queenslander has successfully passed through the birth canal today.
It will now be ignored by the Liberal...
Pizza Rounda Lobbyists Donate Heavily To LNP As QLD Premier Unveils Healthy School Lunches Plan
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The momentum that Premier Miles was gaining in the final weeks of the 2024 Queensland Election could all be brought undone at any...
Rich Losers Who Buy Homes Near Famous NSW Live Music Precincts To Be Given A Teaspoon Of Cement
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In new rules that are possibly 20 years too late, the NSW Government will now tell police to ignore the noise complaints of...
Crisafulli Looking Like A Flakey Dad As Labor Promise To Feed All The Kids The LNP Force Women To Have
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Pre-polling has officially opened for the 2024 Queensland Election, and the state's entire political landscape has been up-ended since this time last week.
According...
QLD Premier Comes Up With OUTLANDISH Plan To Stop Troubled Kids From Stealing Things: Feeding Them
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With his back against the wall and staring down a coordinated media campaign to end his government, Queensland Premier Steven Miles can do...
Jeff Kennett Hoping Liberals Can Win Back Teal Voters By Addressing Their Rude Little Bitch Problem
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Former Victorian premier and Liberal Party heavyweight, Jeff Kennett says he wants his party focused on winning the 2025 election.
Forget the tit-for-tat bickering...
LNP’s Costings Revealed: “We Will Privatise Prisons Full Of 10-Year-Olds Born To Teenage Mothers Who Are Banned From Getting Abortions”
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A junior Murdoch journalist is putting their belongings into a cardboard box today, after making the career-ending mistake of asking the leader of...
