Dad Needs A Lift To Cold Chisel Because He’s Not Gonna Be In Any Fucken State To Drive Himself
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A local dad has this week begun preparations for when the Cold Chisel 50-year anniversary comes to town.
With 24 dates across Australia and...
QLD Opposition To Somehow Stop Youth Crime While Also Banning Abortions For Unplanned Pregnancies
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What looked like a dream Bradbury run to election victory for the Queensland LNP has blown up into a million pieces today.
This comes...
8 Things That Once Defined Middle Class Australia But Now Symbolise Generational Wealth
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With the manipulated Australian property market out of reach for anyone trying to pull themselves up by their boot straps, and wage growth...
“Yeah Flat Out” Says Part Time Byron Tradie Who Does Nothing But Make Love To Brazilians And Surf
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A 30-year-old man who lives in a mountainside shack in the Byron Bay Hinterland, with no real dependents other than his stoner mates...
Op-Shopping Not Quite As Exciting For Boyfriend
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A budding romance in Betoota's Flight Path District has today blossomed into a steady relationship.
This comes as local school teacher Josh Denuto (28)...
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Causes Young Australians To Smell Like Their Grandparents
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As the cost-of-living crisis continues into summer, and supermarkets continue their bloodthirsty price-gouging at the expense of working Australian families, it seems the...
Jarome Luai Receives 15th Text From The Tigers Asking “When Can You Start?”
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A bleary eyed Jarome Luai has woken up to some clingy text messages this morning as he begins to shake off...
Suburban Plumber Uses Instagram To Share Uncredited Quote That Epitomises His Warrior Mentality
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Leeam Elphnick is around 72 kilos ringing wet.
He also hasn't taken a solid shit in about four years - due to a...
QLD Premier Tells Lefties To Fuck Up And Fall In Line Because He’s Not Ruling Out A Katter-Labor Alliance
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The Queensland Premier and his LNP Opposition leader have ventured North this week, as day one of the 2024 State Election Campaign began...
After 3 Seasons Of Watching ‘Industry’, Local Girl Now Just Pretending She Knows What A ‘Short’ Is
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As hard as she tries, local retail worker Anushka (Betoota Heights, 29) just can't for the life of her figure out seemingly very...
