Bad News For QLD Labor As Poll Numbers Suggest LNP Might Get A Brief Run Like Campbell Did 9 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In fairly unsurprising news, recent polling numbers have found that Queensland voters might be willing to give the other mob a turn.
These concerning...
Nation Misses The Days When This Could Get Built In 3 Months By Two Maltese Blokes With One Wheelbarrow
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Like clockwork, the Real Estate Institute of Australia has issues a grave caution to the Albanese Government about the demonising of negative gearing.
The...
Sydney Corporate Spices Up His Week By Riding Up Front On The New Underground Rollercoaster
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In news from the harbour hellhole, a Sydney corporate has spiced up an otherwise monotous and culturally-devoid calendar week by taking...
NRL Star Criticised For Choosing To Take The NRL Seriously
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NRL is in a panic today, after a bloke who's been struggling with injuries decided that he's not going to waste his...
Boomers Tell Albanese He Can Fuck Around With Negative Gearing And Find Out How Low They Will Go
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The uniquely Australian voting demographic that has put self-interest at the centre of every single election since Gough Whitlam promised them free university,...
Old Bloke Working For Armaguard Says The 2000s Were Pretty Scary Yeah
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In extremely unsurprising news, a weathered 68 year old man that works for Armaguard has admitted that he's seen some crazy shit during...
Victorian Says Melbourne AFL Clubs Should Automatically Make Finals Because They Had A Longer Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the bitterness of Melbourne's winter continues unseasonably into late September, it seems the city's morale has also remained just as sour.
This has...
Boyfriend Winds Chapstick All The Way Up And Applies It Like Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local man who has no need for chapstick other than the fact that he appears to like the mundane candle-like flavour, has...
With No AFL Teams In The Final, Melbourne Residents Forced To Embrace The Multicultural Football
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In what almost feels like a parallel universe, it seems that Melbourne are dominating the NRL, and the rugby league heartlands are dominating...
Bouncer Deeply Concerned You May Have Had More Than 2 Great Northerns Before Arriving Here At 11:45PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A vigilant yet completely reasonable nightclub bouncer working the door at a mildly popular venue in Betoota's famous Roma Hills party precinct just...
