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Inner-City Greens Staffer Feeling Chuffed After Forcing Mundane Conversation Upon Aboriginal Person

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Greens digital content producer, Marc Wyatt (33) has a little extra spring in his step this morning, after...

Marrickville Grandfather Debuts Flash New Backyard To Jealous Neighbours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Greek, Spero Concretopolis, has today unveiled his new and improved backyard to his jealous, also Greek, neighbours. The Marrickville resident...

Ibis Birds To Be Renamed Bin-Chickens

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The street bird known as the Ibis will now be referred to as a 'bin-chicken' following direct action from...

Extended Version Of Australia Day Lamb Ad Shows Arrival Of Vietnamese Community

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The wildly popular Meat and Livestock Australia (MLA) lamb advertisement has been well-received right across Australia by revisionists and optimists alike. The...

“Ssssh” Sussan Ley Says To Party Member Who Asks How She Stays So Tanned In Canberra

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While pushing and shoving at the trough this morning, Sussan Ley MP has told several parliamentarians to mind their own business. When squealed at...

Man Driving 2017 Hyundai Sonata With Suspiciously Large Antenna Apparently ‘Chasing Some E’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A caucasian male, driving a run-of-the-mill 2017 Hyundai Sonata with no notable modifications other than an extremely large antenna, is apparently looking...

Aside From A Few Noisy Gelato Shops, Sydney Has Been Pretty Well Behaved, Says Baird

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Premier says Sydney's first weekend of 2017 has been one without drama, aside from a few noisy late-night frozen yoghurt...

Q&A Mistakenly Invite Mitchell Starc As Another ‘Lefty’ Panel Guest For First Episode Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With ABC's Q&A expected to return to the screens around this February, ABC producers have been left red-faced today after it was...

Live Music Even Better Through A 1136 x 640 Pixel iPhone Screen, Says Gen-Y

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Watching your favourite local and international music acts is way better through a hand-sized mobile device, it has been...

Celebrities Expected To Stop Dying As Gregorian Calendar Changes By One Year

  CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the eerie amount of celebrity deaths in 2016, including Prince, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Leonard Cohen, George Michael...

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