Little Bitch On Cable Machine Definitely Not Jacked Enough To Be Rocking The Stringlet
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Like it or loathe, the gym is like the jungle according to aspiring fitness model and entrepreneur, Rocky. and if you haven't...
2nd Hand Car Dealer’s Sweat Patches Edge Towards Hem Of Shirt
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With Australia experiencing the hottest heatwave since the bloke sitting next to you at work can remember, Authorities are pleading for public help...
Commercial Real Estate Agent Proudly Shares Turnbull Tirade After Googling ‘Sycophant’
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Real estate agents all over Australia have shared Malcolm Turnbull’s question-time rant about Bill Shorten without having any idea what ‘sycophant’...
Australia Post CEO To Respond To Criticisms Of His $5.6m Salary In 3-5 Working Days
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today asked Australia Post to reconsider the $5.6 million pay packet awarded to managing director Ahmed Fahour, who...
Local Man Draws On 18 Months Of Boxercise To Explain Mundine’s Fighting Style
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While spurred on by several throat charmers at staff drinks, local man Todd Lionel (32) has been kind enough to explain the...
Nation Goes Back To Not Caring About Tennis For Another Year
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And so it finishes. The nation’s annual two week love affair with tennis has come to an end.
As the Australian Open finished...
Undereducated Trump Voter Fills In For Muslim Heart Surgeon Stuck In Seattle Airport
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Refugees and immigrants arriving at U.S. airports are being detained or told they can’t enter the country following an executive order which...
Turnbull’s King-Size Bed In Point Piper Mansion Lights On Fire Overnight
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Political emergency crews have confirmed that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is safe this morning, after his king-sized bed lit...
Tomboy Teenager Enters Aviator Sunglasses Phase
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Holidaying with parents up the coast, recent high school graduate Hannah Harper spend an idle minute twirling the sunglass...
Lock Out Laws To Be Scrapped In QLD So Long As Everyone Starts Wearing Shoes
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The Queensland Government has abandoned one of its most baby-boomer approved policies and will not enforce a 1:00am nightclub...
