Sydney Drug Dealer Ambushed With Flirty Text Messages From Customers In Darlinghurst
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Sydney-based drug dealer, Jordan*, says that he'll making a fair few trips to the city over the next couple days.
With the Sydney Gay...
“If I Hear One More Person Say ‘More Like Spendings’ The Cops Are Going To Have To Shoot Me”
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Local man Harry Derrington (30) has been unsuccessful in getting as much as a smile out of the owner of his local...
Nation Unsure If They Really Care That O’Connor Got Pinched With A Bag Of Rack In Paris
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Australians as a whole are today unsure if they really want to dedicate too much energy towards thinking about the newest drama...
Government Study Finds That Pub Squash Is Underrated
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A recent report by the government consumer agency, ACCC (Australian Competition and Consumer Commission) has found that drinking pub squash as both...
Richard Di Natale Takes Early Mark From The Senate To Reserve Tickets For Burning Man 2017
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Federal Senator and Greens Party leader Richard Di Natale has given himself an early mark from the upper house today, in a...
Delusional Teenager Sprays Lynx Africa Onto His Penis Ahead Of Movie Date
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Local teenager, Sam Willesy (16) is fully prepared for the off-chance that he loses his virginity in the back row of the...
Jacqui Lambie Accuses Climate Change And Burqas Of Attempting To Shaft Pensioners
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On last night's episode of Q&A, Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie accused the nation's rising temperatures and subsequent bushfires of attempting to take...
Jarrod ‘Toadfish’ Rebecchi Identified As Best Root In Suburban Melbourne
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Given the fact that he has rooted some of the hottest chicks to ever appear on Ramsay street, experts from the CSIRO...
Report: 90% Of Online News Based Around Something Someone Said On Twitter About Trump
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A recent report from AAP has found that 90% of online news articles in 2017 are based around arguments that famous people...
Local Bushie Says Those Gym Junkies In the City Aren’t ‘Farm Strong’ Like Him
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A controversial new hire at Moonda Station is causing quite a stir among local pastoralists and graziers this Monday morning as...
