Bruce Springsteen Under Heavy Police Protection Until 2016 Is Over
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Following the eerie amount of celebrity deaths in 2016, New Jersey Governer George Christie has demanded that state police...
Obese Nephew Making Light Work Of The Fruit Cake
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A morbidly overweight nephew is yet to be pulled up on his grotesque consumption of Christmas treats, it has...
Long Bay Inmate In Critical Condition After Blocking TV During ‘Love Actually’ Screening
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A prisoner at Sydney's Long Bay Correctional Complex is recovering in protective custody today after becoming victim to a '10-on-1 gang bash' inside...
Link Established Between Wearing Hard Hat Backwards And Threatening To Call The Union
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Despite an obvious appreciation for the Fair Work Commission, South Betoota construction worker Andy Novasmoko (36) is taking great joy in doing...
R.M-Wearing Inner-City Stockbroker Is A Fan Of The Cowboys Apparently
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Despite the fact that he is able to incorporate a Toyota Landcruiser, moleskin trousers, RM Williams boots and champion ruby tobacco into...
Dutton Warns Syrian Refugee That Duxed His School Will Take Aussie Jobs In Medicine
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Australia's Minister For Immigration, Peter Dutton MP, has warned that a Syrian refugee who graduated as dux of one of Australia's largest secondary...
Queenslanders Defiantly Continue Drinking And Brawling Despite Lock-Out Laws
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The entire state of Queensland has laughed off the ALP Government's “wowser” lock-out laws on pubs and clubs that were passed through...
Kardashian Husbands Consider Unionising
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Former and current husbands, boyfriends and lovers of the Kardashian family have met to discuss the possibility of unionising, following revelations that Kanye...
Coal Mining Executives Furious At How Close Turnbull Was To Not Doing What He Was Told
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As reported by Monash University, the combined amount of donations and payments to Australian political parties is nearing closer and closer $1 billion...
Palaszczuk Reveals Plans For Great Barrier Reef To Be Renamed ‘Adequate Barrier Reef’
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Following countless studies surrounding the bleaching of two-thirds of the corals in the northern part of the Great Barrier Reef, which have died in the...
