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Betoota Advocate Takes Out Walkley Award For Outstanding Investigative Journalism

EDITORIAL | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate has shocked the entire Australian media landscape after winning the foundation's 'Excellence in Investigative Journalism" Prize The prize, which was awarded to...

John Howard Says “Peter Dutton Is Forgetting How Fucking Good El Masri Was At Footy”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the number one ticketholder for the St George-Illawara Dragons, Former Australian Prime Minister has used rival NRL club The Canterbury-Bankstown...

Local Dad A Little Too Vocal With His Cultural Observations During Visit To Chinatown

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dad, John Swann (71) is well aware that the demographics are different in this particular Chinese restaurant, when compared to his...

Dutton’s Criticisms Of 1970s Immigration Met With Backlash From Bloke Eating Pork Roll

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Immigration Minister Peter Dutton comment's attacking the refugee policies of former Liberal Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser have the potential to critically damage his...

Nine Reporter Struggling To Hide Erection After Early Reports Of A Suburban Seige

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane's disturbing new trend of tattooed white men going wild with guns has been met with a full-blown erection by a local Channel...

52 Christmas Gift Ideas To Make Your Dad Briefly Forget How Bad You Are At Footy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's that time of the year again. Six weeks 'til Christmas. Time to hit the Westfield. Prices are only going to rise over the...

World Is Still Spinning, Says NASA

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Breaking news from NASA this morning has indicated that planet Earth is continuing to spin at its usual RPM rate, despite the...

“This Election Is Rigged!” Says Man Who Is Emotionally Attached To WWE Storylines

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The United States Presidential election is completely rigged, according to a man who believes that WWE wrestler 'The Undertaker' is a supernatural...

Best Way To Prevent Housing Crash Is To Build Heaps More Apartments, Says Brisbane

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Latest numbers provided by RP Data indicates that the annualised growth rate in Sydney and Melbourne now exceeds 13 per cent, while...

Sauv Blanc Hits Betoota

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The white wine industry in Western QLD has been booming, after it was revealed that a camp of ringers in Queensland's Channel...

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