NRL Star Sacked For Acting Like Someone Who Grew Up Around Rugby League
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A club that hosted a grown man pissing in his own mouth only 18 months ago has today said that cocaine is...
Robina High Schooler Hardly Impressed By Jarryd Hayne’s ‘Vanilla’ Search History
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A Robina High School student has today criticised Jarryd Hayne's 'lame' taste in pornography after explicit images were displayed on project screen tethered...
Turnbull Says Refugee Who Saved 11 In Terrifying Brisbane Bus Attack Is Fine To Stay
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today announced that Brisbane cabbie and former refugee, Aguek Nyok, is 'fine to stay' in Australia, after proving...
“Turnbull Should Treat Asylum Seekers Better” Says Man Who Re-Opened Nauru
2 November, 2016 12:15
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Despite the fact that he invented the concept of mandatory and indefinite detention for Asylum Seekers, Former Prime Minister...
Man Holding Shotgun At Flemington Finish Line Says Injured Horses Won’t Feel A Thing
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The 2014 death of Japanese racehorse, Admire Rakti, and the subsequent post-race death of Araldo who was spooked by a kid during...
Tarocash Reportedly Sold Out Of White Pleather Dress Shoes Across All Stores In Victoria
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Every single TAROCASH outlet in Southern Victoria has today sold out of white leather shoes, lime green ties and several styles of...
Last Weekend’s Left Over Baggie Burning Hole In Advertising Guy’s Pocket At Staff Drinks
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Local media buyer, Samuel Madden, is currently enduring the unbearable pain of feeling a plastic bag of poorly cut cocaine burn through...
‘Independent study’ and Nick Xenophon confirm gambling is a tax on stupid people
26 October, 2016. 23:34
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WHILE BERNARD SALT CONCLUDED that Millenials are being wedged out of the property market because of...
Parents Of Street Busker Living In Byron Not Exactly Bragging About Him At Dinner Parties
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When it comes to their 28-year-old son, William, Jill and Tony Sutcliffe haven't got much to report on. Other than the fact...
Local Mum Disgustingly Implies That She Used To Root People Before She Met Dad
24 October 2016. 11:25
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Local mum, Liz Carrage (52) has disgusted her children at breakfast yesterday by revealing a little bit too much about what she...
