Former and current husbands, boyfriends and lovers of the Kardashian family have met to discuss the possibility of unionising, following revelations that Kanye West’s upcoming contract negotiations would not be going ahead.

It is believed by the sensationalist news publications that the Kardashian family relies upon, that Kim Kardashian is planning to file for divorce from husband Kanye West ‘when the time is right’, according to sensational new claims.

The reality star and her husband have been keeping a low profile following his hospitalisation in November to recover from a mental breakdown, reports The Sun.

This comes just a year a after former Los Angeles Lakers MVP, Lamar Odom was comatosed after a 48 hour cocaine party with prostitutes, while trying to overcome his tragic break up with Khloe Kardashian.

It is believed that former husband of Kourtney Kardashian, socialite Lord Scott Disick has called a meeting of former lovers and jaded ex-Kardashian husbands.

Speaking to the Betoota Advocate today, Disick says he was inspired by the 55 workers who were let go by Carlton United Brewers in Melbourne earlier this year.

“It just goes to show, all you need to do is organise and unite”

“We have seen too many promising young men unable to recieve the support they need at the hands of the dynasty” he said.

“While we encourage anyone to join their ranks, please remember that unionising is the only way to ensure that your health and safety will be accounted for”

Kanye West was believed to be the first to pay his annual union fees of $250,000 – which will cover him in all health expenses, divorce negotiations, and career guidance – upon being let go by the family.


  1. ” Former and current husbands, boyfriends and lovers of the Kardashian family ”

    There could be more than 5000 men in that union.


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