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Agriculture Minister Receives Bizarre Email From PM Asking Him To Round Up Two Of Every Animal

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT National Party Deputy Leader and Agriculture Minister David Littleproud MP, has today received one of the most deranged pieces of correspondence in his entire political career. And that's saying something, as the Member for Maranoa in Outback Queensland. The Prime Minister has today emailed Littleproud asking him to utilise his supreme agricultural skills and round up two of every animal...

Scotty Attempts To Win Lismore Back Over By Building This $10B Submarine Base In The Main Street

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government have hidden behind the Defence Force this week, by accusing anyone of criticising their flood response of being deranged lefties who hate the ANZACs. This follows the immense backlash after footage circulated of army reservists in squeaky clean uniforms pushing wheelbarrows with no air in the tyres, in front of professional photography lighting equipment. Meanwhile NSW...

Meet Kevin Hogan, The Nationals MP For North NSW Who’ll Be Working At Grafton Nissan In 2 Months

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an election around the corner the Morrison Government are currently deciding where to bother campaigning, and where to cut their losses. Throughout the last week, it seems that the Northern NSW Federal Division of Page is one of those electorates that the Coalition are more than happy to sacrifice. This is unfortunate news for the hard-working local Nationals MP...

“Ahhh Yes. Sri Lanka, 1999” Says Pizza Delivery Guy Interrupting 48 Hour Warnie Highlights Binge

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the grieving of the nation's favourite son continues, millions of Australians are finding different ways to deal with with this heartbreaking news. The passing of Shane Warne has seen the loss of one of the last true characters in both Australian sport and public life. A sporting maestro and loveable personality, known for his cricketing genius and unbridled...

Scotty Takes ‘Get Government Out Of People’s Lives!’ To A New Level And Abandons Flood Victims

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Frustrations with the government's response to catastrophic flooding in Northern NSW is now at fever pitch, after footage circulated of ADF troops staging 'recovery' photoshoots with professional lighting equipment in squeaky clean uniforms. Residents in flood-ravaged communities have been shouting for a week that not enough defence personnel had been deployed, as up to 60,000 local local volunteers worked...

Scotty Withholding Aid To Northern NSW Until He Gets Assurance Someone Will Shake His Hand On Camera

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet admits the roll out of state emergency services in Northern NSW has fallen short, with completely unqualified locals are left to rescue neighbours and discover bodies with whatever boat or kayak is on hand. This comes as Lismore’s mayor says their city will die as a major regional city unless the federal and state...

WW3 The Last Thing On Australia’s Mind Right Now

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current world war unfolding in Eastern Europe that has dominated Australian hearts and news cycles for two weeks, will now be taking a backseat to our own issues. Namely, the fact that half of North NSW actually looking like a war zone due to unprecedented floods, earth quake tremors throughout Adelaide last night, and the constant shattering of...

“Sooo.. Can We Kill Some Sharks Or Something” Asks Immensely Bored Albanese After 24 Hours In WA

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal election is well underway in Western Australia – as Anthony Albanese hits the streets to remind the sand people that he is actually the leader of that party they elected by landslide at the state election. the Federal Opposition Leader arrived in Perth on Thursday morning, after coming good on his promise to board the first flight...

Scotty’s Angels Also Unable To Take Over As Acting Prime Minister Due To… Ummm… Inexperience

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With Scotty From Marketing at home isolating from the floods and world wars with flu-like symptoms, the search for an acting Prime Minister has proven to be quite difficult. On top of Scotty's diagnosis, it was also revealed this morning that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce would be unable to take control of the Prime Minster duties - after...

Scotty From Marketing Suddenly Tests Positive To Covid Just As All The Hard Work Begins

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Northern NSW still inundated with floodwaters, and South-East Queensland's Mud Army taking to the streets to begin a lengthy clean up, Scotty From Marketing has coincidentally tested positive for COVID-19. This comes after a catastrophic week of record-breaking rainfall battering the east coast, causing rivers and creeks to rise from the Sunshine Coast to Coffs Harbour. Millions of Australians...

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