Channel Nine reporters forced to wear bulletproof vests in Western Sydney
5 May, 2015. 17:06
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
REPORTERS FROM CHANNEL 9 have allegedly been forced to wear protective vests and helmets when reporting on stories from parts of Western Sydney.
After witnessing the appalling conditions in Mt Druitt, producers from Australia's most watched news service have said "enough is enough".
While journalists covering conflicts for the network have always been encouraged...
“I’m never goin’ back to f**kin’ Bali!” – Bogans get it wrong… again
29 April, 2015. 15:15
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A PREDICTABLY LARGE amount of mouth-breathing Australians have declared that "they're never going back to Bali" after the executions of two convicted Australian drug mules was carried out overnight.
The tiny island has unfortunately "bore the brunt" of much of the hatred shown toward the Indonesia judicial system, with many racist and...
What Crisis? – How To Buy A Sydney Apartment On A $29,000 Salary
28 April, 2015. 12:01
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WHAT housing affordability crisis? If you’re a gen Y having trouble getting into the property market, take a lesson from this 23-year-old.
Charlotte Blakelly-Clapham bought her first property on her 18th birthday — she was ready to go at 17, but wasn’t old enough.
The former media student bought the two-bedroom apartment in the working-class Sydney suburb...
“It Won’t Affect Us” – Graduating Students Throw Support Behind Pyne’s Higher Education Reforms
27 April, 2015. 16:41
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THOUSANDS OF FINAL-YEAR STUDENTS around Australia have thrown their support behind Christopher Pyne's higher education reforms, saying that the proposed changes will make their degrees more valuable.
There were chaotic scenes this morning as the education minister landed in Sydney to speak in front of hundreds of his adoring fans - some of...
Controversial Anti-Vaxxers To Take On Canberra With New Political Party
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Vaccination skeptic and children rights activist, Magnolia Smithers became a household earlier this year, after comments she made surrounding her opposition to the concept of surf lifesaving at Australian beaches were published by the Daily Telegraph.
Well, Magnolia is back in the headlines again.
This time it is to announce that her controversial political group is making a move on Canberra,...
Pauline Hanson Celebrates Only Day Of The Year That She’ll Allow Herself A Turkish Kebab
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REGISTERED MEMBERS OF the One Nation Party are today enjoying the only day of the year it's legal for them to consume Turkish food.
The right-wing organisation says it allows its members to eat ethnic food on ANZAC Day as a mark of respect toward our former foe.
Kebabs have been enjoyed by heavily intoxicated and...
Belle Gibson to be burned at the stake after successful witch-hunt
23 April, 2015. 12:46
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AFTER LYING ABOUT having terminal brain cancer, mummy blogger Belle Gibson is set to be burned at the stake for her crimes against society.
Witch-hunting and ducking is permitted in the state of Victoria for serious crimes against humanity and treason.
The disgraced wellness writer admitted she deceived her followers, friends and family about...
HELL ON HIGH WATER: Tales of Horror Emerge From Carnival Spirit
22 April, 2015. 13:20
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TALES OF HORROR are emerging from the Carnival Spirit after the cruise ship was finally able to dock this morning in Sydney Harbour.
The clean up has begun aboard the 292-metre vessel and already stories of the onboard conditions have shocking people around the country.
The Maltese-registered ocean-liner, carrying 2500 passengers and 1500...
PM Smashes Pot Of Light Beer In Sydney’s Smuggest Pub, Proves He’s A Normal Bloke
21 April, 2015. 14:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected]
PRIME MINISTER ABBOTT has finally found that magic moment to prove his "blokieness" - by chugging back a shmiddie of light beer at a university party in an exclusive Eastern Sydney pub, The Royal Oak.
However, cultural commentators have stated that Abbott's attempts at appearing blokey have blown back in his face.
"He was drinking in...
Low Cost Contraceptives Rolled Out To Prevent Poor People Reproducing
15 May, 2015. 15:34
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CONTRACEPTIVES WILL NOW be subsidised by Medicare from next month as the federal government looks to clamp down on poor people reproducing.
The landmark decision comes after another weekend tragedy in Sydney as a baby boy was born this morning into family that couldn't afford him.
Supermarket generic brands will now offer a...
