Paul Kelly Has Always Been 50-ish
A recent report by ARIA had found that Paul Kelly has never been younger than 50 years old, with generations of Australians only able...
QLD Police: Rolling A Smoke While Driving OK If Confident You Can Drive With Your Knees
TRACEY BENDINGER | Traffic | CONTACT
For the past 10-15 years, the QLD government have spent millions on advertising campaigns trying to promote safer driving. However, in a...
Turnbull Declares A Month Of Mourning In ACT In Response To Academy Nightclub Closing
TRACEY BENDINGER | The 'Berra | CONTACT
In a press conference on parliament hill, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today announced that the nation’s capital territory must mourn for...
Optus Advertise New Position Calling For Direct Descendants Of Governor Macquarie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Telecommunications giant Optus has launched an internal investigation after a job advertisement calling for applications from people who have completely documented line of...
Every Single Band In The World Told To Come To Brazil
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Every single band in the world that has had over 20,000 views on YouTube has been told to come to Brazil, it has...
Report: 80% Of Craft Beer Actually Just Pasito
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) ombudsman shows that 85% of craft beer in Australia is actually...
24-Year-Old Has Existential Crisis After Learning Rachel Was The Same Age In ‘Friends’
KENT REGINALD | Scandals | CONTACT
A local 24 year old woman is freaking the fuck out right now after discovering that she is now the same age as...
Local Muso Who Has Spent Lifetime Trying To Get On Triple J Ain’t Bowing Down For No One
LEROY PERCIVAL | Editor | CONTACT
A local muso who has spent the last eight years trying to get one of his tracks in the hands of the dystopian...
Brisbane Tackles Oversupply Of High-Rise Units With Revolutionary New Low-Rise Units
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Latest numbers provided by RP Data indicates that the annualised growth rate in Sydney and Melbourne now exceeds 13 per cent, while Brisbane...
Clarke Lets Selectors Know He’s Ready To Be An Injured And Divisive Show Pony Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Australian cricket captain and currently unemployed Twitter enthusiast, Michael Clarke, has formally let the Cricket Australia selection committee know that he’s prepared...
