“We Do Things A Bit Differently Here” Says Manager Of Every Restaurant In Melbourne
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According to a recent survey of tourists visiting the Victorian capital, it appears that every single restaurant in Melbourne does things a...
Joyce Says There Needs To Be Rules Preventing Hot Babes From Working With Hunks Like Him
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Former deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce wants an overhaul to the hiring regulations at Parliament House, so politicians can go to work...
Mid 40s Divorcee Goes Through Unexpected Rockabilly Phase
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Following the breakup of her 18-year marriage, music therapist Leane Arneil (44) has surprised those close to her by going through an unexpected...
Small Town Noodle Bar Still Giving It A Go
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Residents of the Diamantina Shire town Mount Quilby, continue to be unsure about the local noodle bar which is still...
Police Yet To Determine What Happened To Missing Dove Chocolate
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After two years of intense investigation, police are no closer to determining the whereabouts of your missing Dove chocolate or...
London’s Royal Observatory Look Into How Long Jamie Oliver Thinks 15 Minutes Is
Jamie Oliver’s 15-minute meals were the culinary revolution the working class were praying for. A delicious, healthy and, most importantly, quick to prepare meal...
Girls Drinks Goes Into Hyperdrive As So Fresh 2002 Comes On
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Imagine an out of tune cacophony of 27-year-old women singing along to What Would You Do by City High. Unfortunately for the...
Israel Folau Forced To Hide Away In Spare Room At Yassmin Abdel-Magied’s Place In London
Israel Folau is on the way out of the country.
The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal that tri-code footballing superstar Israel Folau has just stepped...
Cool New Sydney Bar Just Like New York Except Owner Gets 30k Fines For Noise After 10pm
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A cool new dive bar that has just opened in one of those nameless suburbs that surrounds the Sydney Cricket Ground has been...
Slav Mate Whips Out Different Nationalities Depending On Who He’s Talking To
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A local Slav by the name of Luka has today switched back to being Serb, after switching between several different Eastern European...
