Hobart Mayor Says He’s Worried About People Visiting His City And Spending Heaps Of Cash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Hobart's Lord Mayor has declared he wants to "put the brakes" on a prominent tourism attraction that makes heaps of money and is...
3rd Page Of Google Search Provides Twenty Other Ways To Watch World Cup Without Optus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australians that, for some reason or other, don’t have access to free-to-air television, have been forced to Google free, legally grey, streaming services...
Nation Stays Up Late For Crucial Socceroos Clash Against One Of Those Blonde Countries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's quadriennial sporting heroes, the Socceroos, are getting off buses now at the stadium now in Samara, Russia, in preparation for their do-or-die...
Local Mums Stoked To Learn Seemingly Perfect Neighbours Are Having Issues Like Everyone Else
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Sarah Arnautovic (52) smiled smugly to herself this afternoon.
The reason for such a warm sense of self-satisfaction was years in the making.
The mother...
This Bloke Plays A Racist Wanker Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Apart from when he played a troubled but kind-hearted cop in Animal Kingdom, prominent Australia actor Anthony Hayes has today returned to his...
#NotAllMen: Local MRA Aggressively Insists He Wouldn’t Assault A Woman If He Ever Met One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local men's rights activist, Keenan Fogle (21) says that the feminists blaming men for the things men do to women in this country...
“Who??” Writes 43-Year-Old Frenzal Rhomb Fan On Triple J Article About Childish Gambino
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local office drone has shown him self to be a rock music purist today by leaving a cheeky comment on Triple J’s...
ABC Board Meet Liberal Council On Foggy Bridge To Trade Tony Jones For Their Future
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Liberal Party council has met members from the ABC Board this morning at either end of a foggy bridge in Sydney to...
Police Address Violence Against Women By Asking Google Maps To Remove Walking Option
RICK MOSS | Resolutions | CONTACT
In the days since a tragic incident in Melbourne sparked a national debate over the safety of women in our country, police...
Optus CEO Says He Unplugged Modem And Blew Into The Outlet So Everything Should Be Sweet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Optus CEO Allen Lew has assured FIFA World Cup fans that everything should be sweet, after he unplugged the network modem himself, and...
