City Boy Finally Lands A City Girl After Rebranding As A Country Boy
A local concrete cowboy’s decade-long campaign to come across as a bushie has finally paid off today- As he shares an open mouth kiss with...
What Comes First? Really Getting Into Acid Or Moving To Darwin
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Following last week's groundbreaking research into the migration patterns of rich kids moving from Bondi Beach, to Byron Bay, to Bali - anthropologists...
Inner-City Leftie Begins Painful Transition To Liberal Voter After Inheriting Enough To Buy A Home
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Once a champion of the fight against social inequality and the rights of others, now Dennis Pooley is more...
Dick Smith Appears On Sunrise To Talk About His Undeniable Big Dick Energy
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Australian entrepreneur and anti-immigration skeptic Dick Smith has today appeared on breakfast television to confront rumours about him being known to carry...
“Here Is Good Enough” Says Bladder
A local bladder has decided to effectively stop working as a local resident fumbles with the front door keys tonight.
After not showing any signs...
Wacol Prison Praised For Rehabilitation Rates With Inmates Who Previously Couldn’t Fight
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Wacol Prison, or Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre as it is officially titled, has been applauded this week for its work in sending men...
Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella
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Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he debriefs a colleague about quite possibly the...
“That Ponga Is A Worry” Says NSW
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As the New South Wales Blues finally look to have a bit of momentum behind them with a new dynasty of fast-paced twenty-somethings,...
7 Of The Hottest Homoerotic Moments In State Of Origin History
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We are just hours away from Game 1 of the 2024 State Of Origin Series kick off.
This highly anticipated game is being played...
Younger Brother Far Too Low In The Food Chain To Call Shotgun
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Little brother, Augie, has today ambitiously thrown his hat in the ring during a dash for the front seat.
As mum picks up the...
