Redhead Returns To Former Life Of Being Mocked Now Royal Wedding Buzz Has Died
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Local redhead Patrick Wallace (23) has noted how his life has returned to being an underwhelming routine of constant...
“Here Comes The Boom” Soundtrack Really Accentuates Big Hits On Youtube Footy Highlights
A study released today has confirmed that Rugby League highlight videos aren’t much good unless they are played over the top of Nelly’s Iconic...
Wil Anderson Tentatively Checks Seek In Case Gruen Gets Cancelled Next
BERNICE TWISP | Television | Contact
As the public broadcaster continues to sink deeper and deeper down the bathtub whirlpool of budget cut after budget...
City Worker Wonders Where His Medal Is After Staying Off The Grog So Far This Month
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some exhibit bravery, gallantry and courage in the midst of battle - spitting in the dark eye of death and unabridged peril.
Others dedicate...
“We Should Do Something Special For Cyril” Says Hawthorn Investment Banker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Iconic AFL player Cyril Rioli has retired from AFL, effective immediately. It's news that has rattled his multi-premiership winning club right down...
Commuter Watches Harry Kane Score 19 Times In 19 Different Pubs Thanks To Instagram Stories
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Three Lions are in with a shot at winning this year's soccer world championships.
That's the message from Tino...
Culture Kings Declare Nationwide Shortage Of LA Lakers Flat Brims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Employees at Betoota’s Culture Kings store have been called into the team meeting room this morning in the wake of some...
Local Mum Very Proud To See Her Boy Finally Taking In Some Culture In The Netherlands
Mum of three Julia Granger (54) is relieved to hear her eldest son Andrew (19) who is in Europe this week, for the art.
For...
“This Generation Is Addicted To Screens” Says Woman With Subscription To OK! Magazine.
Local checkout-countess Jennifer Harcourt (55) claims this generation wouldn’t be so doomed if they put down their iPads and did more reading, referring to...
Friend Has The Hide To Ask Designated Driver For A Cigarette
Aspiring L-plater Annabel McDonald (23) has got evening drinks off to a tragic start after having the nerve to ask high school friend and...
