Tea Now At Point Where It’s Either Finished In One Warm Shot Or Thrown Down The Sink
MIKE BLAKE | Food | Contact
The fate of a cup of tea left idle in a semi-detached Betoota Heights granny flat could've gone either way this morning after...
Overconfident Intern Forgets Who The Fuck She’s Talking To And Signs Off Email With ‘Cheers’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local unpaid seat-filling intern, Jessica Bardon (22) has today shown a little bit too much familiarity within the multinational media company she...
Shannon Noll Apologises For Going Full Condobolin On The Little Private School Motherfucker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Nostalgic Australian country-pop-rock singer/songwriter/coverartist Shannon Noll has today apologised after a video capturing a foul-mouthed rant in which he threatened to punch...
New Gambling Ad Just A Voice Over Guy Yelling ‘Bloooooooke’ and ‘Maaaaaaatee’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new television commercial has been met with a mixed reception after debuting during the soccer last night.
The short commercial by a...
Maori Man Criticised For Getting A White Tribal Tattoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Betoota-based Tokoroa man has today been criticised by White Australian Civil Rights groups for what has been described as an adoption...
The ‘Xenophon Helmet’ Still Most Requested Haircut In South Australian Barber Shops
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Extreme centrist party, Centre Alliance, formally known as the Nick Xenophon Team, may be fairing better in their home...
Nation Feels Like They Should Know A Bit More About This Bloke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a decade of Coles Ambassadorship, Australian TV audiences are beginning to wonder where else they know the Coles guy from.
His...
Local Bushie Well-Grounded And Gracious Enough To Admit He Lost A Scrap Fair And Square
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite a recently pierced nose and a missing tooth, local bush-drunk ringer Ethan Barnesley (25) reckons last night on the Goldie...
Seething Local Girl Gives Her Friends The ‘Did-You-Know-He-Was-Going-To-Be-Here?’ Look
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Roma Hills resident, Chloe Blyton (23) has two things going through her mind right now. It's either that she's the unluckiest...
Canberra Raiders Fans Come Up With Cool And Original New Catch Phrase: “It’s Coming Home”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ahead of tonight's showdown match up against the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs, the Canberra Raiders have loaded up the Viking Bus and rolled...
