Local Man Hungover Enough To Open Sports Drink While Still In The Aisle
TRACEY BENDINGER | Editor | Contact
The distance between where Kai Solomon stands in aisle four of Coles and the closest checkout has proven too much for a hungover...
Long Black Makes Sure It’s The Only Thing You Taste Today
A scolding hot long black coffee has this morning shown its true colours, having burnt the shit out of its owner’s mouth with just...
Office Psychopath Suggests Doing A Kris Kringle For Christmas In July
LOUIS BURKE | Lifestyle | Contact
Employees of Simon & Simons Law were expecting this week to be the usual soul crushing drudge, only to be bowled a wrong...
“I’m Technically Croatian” Says Australian Serbs, Bosnians, Macedonians, Ukrainians, Czechs, Lower Polish
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Australia's white ethnic communities are today relishing in the fact that a former Yugoslavian territory that their grandmother may have lived in has...
“It’s Leaving Home” Chants Excited NSW Origin Fans Before Possible Clean Sweep
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The 2018 Holden State of Origin series decider is on at Suncorp Stadium tonight, as NSW go in search of their first clean...
Perth Man Shatters Stereotypes And Refrains From Asking Tourists If They Want Some Dexies
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A random half-pissed man in a prominent Perth hotel has broken free from his chains of conformity today and held an entire conversation...
Scientists Uncover One Of The Leading Causes Of Toxic Masculinity
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Toxic Masculinity, what is it? and what causes it?
That's what several of Betoota's brightest scientists from the Diamantina CSIRO have put their minds...
Chubby Wynnum Kid’s Midgie Bites Still Going Strong 4 Months After Moreton Camping Trip
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A portly local 8-year-old with limited self-control has managed to consistently irritate a litter of sandfly bites right into the winter months.
It's quite...
5 Tips To Help You Avoid Joining An African Gang
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If you've been watching Channel 7's Sunday Night program, or listening to the Liberal politicians campaigning in Victorian by-elections, you would know that...
Queensland Considers Turning Ipswich Off At The Wall And Trying Again
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The people of Queensland have today decided it might be time to start again with Ipswich.
This follows the breathtaking South East Queensland...
