Report: Spacesaver Is Just Gonna Have To Hold On A Bit Longer
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A resident from Betoota’s Fligh Path District seems no closer to heading to the tyre shop after...
Paul Murray Probably The Type Of Guy Who Says He’s Really Into Wu-Tang
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
After ticket sales to The Wu-Tang Clan's one-off Sydney Opera House show evaporated in just minutes yesterday, Australians of all...
Gen-Y Ninja Torn Between Keeping Identity Secret And Tweeting About Cultural Appropriation
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A one of the few covert mercenary agents left over from Japan's feudal era has today taken to Twitter to 'call-out' Australian TV network...
Instagram Influencer Shows Off Her Political Side And Throws A Mandela Quote In The Caption
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Local fitspo/bikini model Charlotte Webber (19) has today paid tribute to the late South African political revolutionary, Nelson Mandela (1918-2013) by posting one...
Brisbane Still Not Sure If It Can Be Fucked To Do Something About The Skate Rink
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Despite dragging the chain for nearly 20 odd years, it was announced that Brisbane city council have maybe approved a Development Proposal for...
Melbourne’s African Teenagers Blamed For Crippling Drought In Western New South Wales
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Ahead of four or five upcoming by-elections and a possible full-blown election in the next eighteen months, Melbourne's small percentage African-Australian juvenile delinquents...
New Tesla Fitted With Road Rage Feature That Shouts Pedo At Motorists When It Gets Cut Off
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The Tesla Model 3 for the first time is open for sale to all car buyers in Australia/Pacific — with a few new...
Optus Tentatively Puts Hat In Ring To Stream The 2019 Rugby World Cup
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"Think of it as putting the training wheels back on," he told shareholders.
"Like we're training for the next Football...
Waleed Urges Polynesian Community To Ban Single-Use Cooking Trays At After-Church Functions
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Waleed Aly is urging Australians to pressure state premiers around the country into joining the push for a national ban on single-use aluminium...
Elon Musk’s Mates Try To Subtly Explain To Him That He’s Coming Across As A Bit Of A C–t
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Close friends of South-African-Canadian-San-Fran-Ciscan entrepreneur and evangelist, Elon Musk, have today organised an intervention aimed at subtly informing the egotistical Afrikaan that he's...

















