Jumpy Younger Colleague Forced To Put His Lunch In Blender After Weekend Away In North NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young co-worker at a small law firm in Betoota’s CBD is a bit under the weather today.
Returning to work after a weekend...
Entire Car Lowkey Relieved As Splendour Road Tripper Crumbles And Asks For Toilet Stop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Looking out the filthy window as the gums flash by, Sally Frost wondering to herself why she thought it was pertinent to down...
Thin Line Between Ice Junkies And Hipsters Even Blurrier After FILA Bum Bag Renaissance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The current trend of inner-city creatives and university hipsters tucking in plain t-shirts to their cotton tracksuit pants, paired with work boots, has...
Caboolture Residents Put On A Smoke-Show For Reporters In Town Covering Longman By-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
As voters in five seats across the country are being forced back to the polls, our next four years of federal government could be...
Still Too Soon To Talk To Dad About The Ball-Tampering Scandal
LOUIS BURKE | Editor | Contact
Four months on from the scandal that rocked Australian sport, local bloke Arnie Dale (26) has learnt it is still too early to...
Data From Self Serve Checkouts Reveals Potatoes Make Up 90% Of Population’s Diet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Data released by Woolworths self service checkouts has been released today, revealing that 90% of all items weighed in from the produce section...
Barefoot 22-Year-Old Flower Child Steps Out Of Byron Bay Cafe And Hops Into 2017 Audi A4
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The Summer of Love was a social phenomenon that occurred during the summer of 1967, when as many as 100,000 people, mostly young...
Bloke Who Bought A Nissan Cube Automatically Surrenders The Right To Give Anyone Shit
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
A man who arrived home in an almost-new, second-hand Nissan Cube this week has quickly realised that his new purchase...
Hot Sport Star Loses Sex Appeal After Thanking God
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | CONTACT
Jai Mason, a smoking hot sport star with everything going for him, has today made an unfortunate statement that has his female...
Pilot Waits Until Entire Cabin Is Asleep To Make Unnecessary Announcement About Flight Path
Growing up in the most exclusive cul de sac of Betoota Grove, Atticus Preston was a selfish prick whose favourite pastime was schadenfreude. He...
