Cold Weather Really Bringing Out Local Alcoholic’s Nose
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
David "Capillary Clinton has never minded a beer.
As a semi-retired fitter and turner, the 64-year-old father of 3 doesn’t drink as much as...
Street-Smart Wedding Guest Hovers His Way Through Photo With Local Bikie’s Daughter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Local boy, Ryan Madden has been called a lot of things in his 26 years of awkward social gaffes and dislocated shoulders.
He's about...
Thai Restaurant Under Fire After Failing To Play Slow Acoustic Versions Of Pop Songs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local Thai restaurant has caused a stir today.
The venue angered patrons for deciding to play pop song originals, rather than the...
Meme Riddled With Spelling Errors Conclusively Proves Foreign Aid Is Responsible For Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A meme on social media today has today proven what many across the country already knew to be true.
The...
Mate Loads Up On Reality TV Finale After Tip From Friend Of Cousin Of Ex-Channel 10 Employee
Despite not having watched an episode of Masterchef since Julie Goodwin and Poh were running around, groups of mates are currently placing exorbitant amounts of...
Length Of Advertising Guy’s Beard Proportionate To How Creative He Thinks He Is
A recent study jointly carried out by the Art Gallery of NSW and Australia’s peak scientific body, the CSIRO, has concluded that men with...
Kid That Was Told They Can Be Anything Will Probably Be An Accountant Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | CAREER | CONTACT
Bright-eyed and optimistic, six-year-old Bradley Thompson has been told by his parents he can be anything he wants to be when he grows...
One Nation Confident They’ve Filtered Out All The Psychopathic Rapists On Their Payroll
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Far-right Australian political party One Nation have today revealed that it has put in place new party guidelines to prevent any future hirings...
Corrupt NSW Politicians Stoked To Learn SMH Will Be Now 100% Focused On Love Island Recaps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The non-stop flow of corrupt MPs and Senators flowing through the New South Wales State Government have been able to exhale today.
No longer...
“This Was Totally Unavoidable” Says Fairfax CEO Who Greenlit A Trinket Store And Music Festival
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The iconic bin fire that is the Australian media industry has flared this morning as Fairfax Media and Nine...
