“If You Can’t Handle Me At My Worst, You Don’t Deserve Me At My Best!” Declares Local Trainwreck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Waking up to a stranger's ceiling yesterday morning, Declan Freisan said he was overcome by a familiar sense of...
Dad Refuses To Cheers Unless You Are Making Direct Eye Contact
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Dad has certain rules about clinking glasses, it has been confirmed.
While sitting out on the deck during a visit from his adult kids,...
Sunday Morning Friend Request Brings Back Memories Of Friendship Forged In Girls Bathroom
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
Local girl, Steph Cleary, has this morning woken to find her notification tab filled with a slew of friend requests from girls she’s...
Suspended Private School Boarder Threatened With Local High School Yet Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
The delinquent son of a wealthy Betoota pub baron family has today called his parents bluff yet again as...
Inner-City Leftie Does His Part For Drought Stricken Farmers And Shares A Meme About It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"No, I didn't buy these sausages from the butcher, I bought them from Woolworths," he said.
"It's such a bother to do your shop,...
NBN Contractor Takes Flexi Friday And Enjoys 5th Day This Week Doing Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Leon Braithwaite has confirmed today that he is on a pretty good wicket.
The 32-year-old father of two and NBN...
Coworker’s Use Of Vague Pop Culture .GIF Indicates That The Conversation Is Now Over
LOUIS BURKE | CAREER | CONTACT
An online chat between workmates has come to an unlikely end as a
gif that was only vaguely related to the conversation was used...
Australian Man Awarded Nobel Prize Of Mathematics After Cracking Algorithm Behind Virtual Dogs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Australian Professor Akshay Venkatesh has today been awarded the Fields Medal, known as the "Nobel Prize for mathematics."
Awarded once every four...
Coles Announces Their Next Reusable Bag Backflip Will Be On The 29th Of August
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Coles has backflipped on their policy to hand out reusable shopping bags indefinitely this morning.
The news comes after the backlash the...
Local Man Aggressively Self-Conscious About His Flash New Going Out Shoes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
After roughing out 18-months of celibacy in what his mates describe as the most brutal droughts they've ever seen, local roofer Andy Girder...
