Queenslander Confuses Friends By Suggesting That The AFL Existed Outside Of 2001-2003
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | Contact
A local Brisbane man has bamboozled a mate today after suggesting that Aussie Rules has actually been played professionally for a while now.
Hutchies...
Mum Really Likes Seeing Such An Increase In Gender Diversity Within Nursing
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact
A local mum has this week begun voicing her curious observations after her first visit to a hospital in a while.
As a...
Local Woman Named Kiki Starting To Get Over It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Local baker assistant, Kiki Paterson (23) has today clarified that, no, she does not love you.
Kiki says ever since Drake's new album came...
Teacher’s Pet Podcast Confirms Widely-Held Theory That Twins Are Creepy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The incredibly popular Australian true crime podcast Teacher's Pet has confirmed that twins, particularly identical twins, are creepy.
The investigative series follows the unsolved...
Gender Equality Achieved As Dad Promises To Do More Chores As Long As Mum Remembers To Ask
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact
Feminists everywhere met a bold new ally today as father of three
Gary Leek (45) agreed to do more around the house on the...
Report Finds That Aunty Stacey Is Fucken Ropeable About Postponement Of P!NK Concert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | Contact
It’s fairly safe to say that Stacey Johnson (48) is has been left down by one of her all-time idols.
The mother of 3...
Steve Price Provides ‘Well-Informed Opinion’ On Whatever He Thinks Will Fire Up The Boomers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Prominent talkback personality and completely unaccomplished post-war Australian Steve Price has appeared on a popular TV panel show tonight to provide balance to...
Cruel Grandkids Eating Corn On The Roof Trick Pop Into Thinking The Drought Has Broken
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | Contact
In an unfortunate turn of events today, a poor local grandpa’s ears were playing tricks on him.
As the cruel drought gripping the country...
Andrew Gaff Grows A Beard And Skips Town
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
West Coast Eagles midfielder Andrew Gaff is officially on the run.
After king hitting a bloke young enough to be sitting his year...
Mainstream Media Accused Of Trying To Stop Blair Cottrell From Rubbing One Out Over Hitler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
An everyday Aussie that looks like he spends four hours a day in the gym and pronounces big words like theatre critic, has...
