“We’re The Most Successful Multicultural Country In The World, Except For Melbourne, I’m Told”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today declared himself a proud multiculturalist, in the wake of a Katter newest senator's comments that insinuated that...
Fraser Anning Apologises To Party For Not Focusing On Those Crocodiles Who Keep Tearing People Apart
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Speaking today from Far North Queensland, despite it being a sitting day for both the House of Representatives and the...
Triple M To Play Nothing But Pearl Jam And Chisel This Week To See If Anyone Notices
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Iconic rock music station Triple M is panning to play only Pearl Jam and Cold Chisel this workweek to see if anyone notices.
Known...
“Jail Was The Best Thing For Me” Says Traumatised, Physically Scarred Man With No Job Prospects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Arriving back home fresh out of Wacol and putting on a brave face, a local man has assured his mates that his time...
Senator Di Natale Proposes Installing Solar Panels On Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
In what has been described as the greatest example of neutralising humankind's impact on the environment, Greens leader Richard Di Natale has...
Cairns Tourism Operators Begin Retraining Their Staff For Great Barrier Reef Ghost Tours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A select group of Cairns tourism operators have been praised for their innovation by the Turnbull government today, after it was revealed...
Knock-Off Drinks Cranks Up A Notch After Site Manager Takes Out False Teeth For A Laugh
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact
Knock-off drinks took a wild turn for a group of construction workers as half-cut site manager Mike ‘Derry’ Derringer (54) whipped his false...
Film School Student Goes Back And Deletes Controversial Tweets Just In Case
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact
The fear of God has been put into film school student Tony McGuire (22) who has deleted all his controversial tweets, just in...
African Gangs: Report Finds It’d Actually Be Pretty Embarrassing To Get Bashed By 13-Year-Olds
ANTHONY GOLT | Opinion | Contact
If you haven't already heard by now, Melbourne is in a state of emergency.
From the trendy inner-city suburbs that you saw...
Gold Coast Bar Owner Still Rocking This Look
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
One of the coolest people on the Gold Coast has pioneered a trendy new hairstyle.
Local bar-owner Wyatt Shubrigade (36) has come a long...
