Local White Guy Only Has Like Three Cousins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Anglo-Australian has today revealed that he doesn't relate to big family events, because he only has like three cousins that he...
Sydney’s Muslims Praying For Aussie Farmers Too Wholesome For Daily Telegraph To Write About
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT
The iconic Sydney masthead, the Daily Telegraph has today once again shown that it’s finger is still on the pulse, of Peter Dutton.
The...
David Koch Forced To Shoot Beloved Cash Cow As Drought Worsens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Breakfast television presenter, David 'Kochie' Koch broke down this morning on Sunrise as he recounted the heartbreaking story of...
Hollywood Torn Between Another Novelty All-Female Remake Or Writing Strong Female Characters
INGRID DOULTON | Women's Editor | CONTACT
Hollywood has confirmed today that it is toying with the idea of working on some solid plot lines based around female characters,...
Bachelor Producers Gently Explain To Badger That The Logan Hyperdome Isn’t Ideal For A Date
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the opening night of yet another unmissable television event, The Bachelor AU, It has been reported that Channel 10 producers are working...
Nation Ashamed To Admit That We Miss Malcolm Roberts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a humiliating twist, Australia has been forced to admit that former One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts actually wasn't that bad in hindsight,...
Sky News Assure Senator Anning That There’s A Job Waiting For Him Whenever He’s Ready
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The fearless and brave content directors at Murdoch's Sky News have today extended the olive branch to embattled Federal Senator Fraser Anning, assuring...
Christopher Pyne Denies Getting Lip Fillers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As both houses of Federal Parliament melt down over comments made by two silver-haired geriatrics with zero influence on anything, The Minister For...
Peter Dutton Accuses Fraser Anning Of Plagiarism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Minister for Home Affairs, Peter Dutton, has today accused Senator Anning of plagiarism after he used his maiden speech last night to call for...
Miranda Devine Says Explicit Sex Scenes In New Puppet Movie Proof Of Damage SSM Has Done
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
News Corp Columnist and ‘common sense’ defender Miranda Devine has blasted the new film, The Happytime Murders ...
