Parliament House Maintenance Worker Sent To Check On Revolving Door To PM’s Office
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Following the news of a change of leadership in the Australian Liberal Party, the maintenance and groundskeeping department of Parliament House have sent...
“I Can Make You A Toasted Sandwich?” Says Sydney Bar Owner Crippled By Legislation
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A bar owner in the harbour city of Sydney has offered to make a patron a nice toastie this afternoon.
The publican in...
Local Woman With Unread Message Alerts In The Triple Digits Sends Friends Into Meltdown
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A local girl has whipped her close friend group into a frenzy of uproar today, whilst revealing the extent of her unread message...
“Those Poor Farmers Are Doing It Tough” Says Inner City Man Barbecuing $4 Coles Brand Steaks
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A Brisbane man has lamented the fate of Australias struggling farm workers over the weekend, whilst flipping the nameless $4 steaks that...
Hobart Council Once Again Trying To Stop Tasmania From Doing Cool Shit
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The supporters of The Mount Wellington cable car proposal say they are vowing to push on, after the Hobart City Council voted to...
Julian Assange To Drop Bedroom Mixtape Of Indie/Folk Covers
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WikiLeaks founder and Australias most successful asylum seeker, has revealed today that he will be releasing a mixtape of indie/folk covers.
The release,...
Ghost Of Kerry Packer Tells Turnbull It’s Time To Flex On These Motherfuckers
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"What's this fucking standing desk, Malcolm?" roared the late media magnate.
The Prime Minister lowered his head in shame.
"I'm sorry, Kerry. The 23-year-old communications...
Dutton Says He Hasn’t Felt This Powerful Since He Was Holding A Radar Gun On The Bruce Highway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Senior Coalition figures are trying to contain the rumours that everything has fallen to shit since they all arrived back in Parliament last...
Man Who Only Just Retained His Seat By A 1.6% Margin Expected To Replace Prime Minister
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One of the Liberal Party's most controversial figures is believed to be making moves to knife Malcolm Turnbull and take leadership of the...
DVD Menu Music Serenades Sleeping Man Like It’s 2003
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It was bad enough that Gregory Spoonman had to work on a Saturday but it was worse that he...
