Normal Racist Feeling Like A Leftie After Conversation With Perth Racist
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Local racist, Blake (31, data entry) is fairly comfortable with people knowing that he thinks white people are superior and that migrants don't...
Millennial Forced To Betray Mother As Falls Festival Clashes With Her Ideal Family Holiday
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Meisha Donlon has had to have a hard conversation with her mum today.
The 27-year-old Secondary Teacher from the French...
Guest Speaker Escorted Out Of Melbourne Writers Festival For Not Discussing Toxic Masculinity
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A prominent author with heaps of things to talk about outside of male-centric peer pressure and culturally-engrained chauvinism has today been pepper-sprayed, hand-cuffed...
Traumatised Nauru Detainee Hoping Gillon MacLachlan Can Vouch For Her Babysitting Skills
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A dehydrated, PTSD-riddled, near-suicidal Syrian woman who has spent the last four years behind bars on the Australian government's Nauru Regional Processing Centre,...
Liberals Struggling To Find Candidate To Run In Wentworth Who Doesn’t Have A Cocaine Problem
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Liberal Party powerbrokers are today grappling with the unimaginable. It's the prospect of seeing a district of some of Australia's richest people deciding...
Liberals Urge Dutton To Call Literacy Numeracy Hotline After Inability To Count Lets Him Down
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The heavyweights in the Liberal Party have sat Peter Dutton down today.
After the border cop from Queensland brought the party to its knees...
Abbott Family Decide It Might Be Time To Put Dad Into A Home
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The Abbott family has today conceded that it might be time to face reality.
Living on Sydney’s leafy North Shore, the family made...
Liberal Party Sends On Scott Morrison As Nightwatchman
The Liberal Party of Australia has today sensationally announced today that they will be sending in former Treasurer Scott Morrison as their nightwatchman.
A...
Turnbull Shocks Cabinet And Plays Hidden Immunity Idol
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Just when you thought the fiasco in Canberra couldn’t get any more ludicrous, Malcolm Turnbull has blown things up even more.
The seemingly...
Labor Party Call Emergency Meeting To Discuss How They Can Still Fuck This Up
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has called his team into a huddle today.
The Australian Labor Party looking for all money like they will shit this...
