NRL Fans Feeling Betrayed By NRL Players Acting Like NRL Players
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the fallout from the Bulldogs Mad Monday continues, a growing number of NRL fans have voiced their disapproval at the incident and...
Uncle Tony Gives Senator Pat Dodson ‘The Nod’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by Canberra press gallery insiders has found that Tony Abbott has begun giving Senator Patrick Dodson the nod inside the...
“How’s Your Night Been?” Asks Fortitude Valley Bouncers While Holding Gun To Patron’s Head
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A normal person looking to have a late night drink in Queensland says he feels lucky to be alive today, after a close...
Michaelia Cash Clutches Her Handbag Closer As Uncle Tony Walks Past In Parliament
LEROY PERCIVAL | Uncle Tony | Contact
Reports have surfaced this week that federal minister Michaelia Cash has been begun clutching her handbag close to herself when in...
Report: Every Single Bloke On Mad Monday Now Planning Their Smoke Bomb
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Every single player from The Betoota Dolphins Rugby League Football Club are today fantasising about being at home watching Netflix, as the end-of-season...
Hot Chick Fleeing War-Torn Champagne Province Seeks Asylum In Either Toorak, Mosman Or Ascot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A 20-something French woman has today plead with the Australian bourgeoisie to find someone who has Peter Dutton's mobile number.
Matilda was born and...
Hip Hop Artist Who Released Song With Ed Sheeran Last Year Says Modern Rap Is Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former controversial rapper, Eminem, has made his way into headlines and tweets across the country, after releasing his 10th studio album Kamikaze on Thursday night US...
Father’s Day: Ex-Con From Hometown Takes Opportunity To Discuss Gender Bias In Family Courts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A hometown acquaintance who has spent the last three Father's Days inside a low security prison for grievous bodily harm has today taken...
Local Mum Receives International Accolades After Evenly Defrosting Entire Beef Casserole
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In breaking news a local Betoota woman has today been awarded one of the science communities highest honours for a house hold task...
Tony Abbott Performs Stirring Rendition Of ‘Solid Rock’ While Visiting Mob In Cherbourg
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just 24 hours into accepting his new non-cabinet role in the Morrison government, Tony Abbott has shown his stripes as a true ally,...
