Teenage Sweatshop Worker Praises Her Employers For Standing With Colin Kaepernick
LOUIS BURKE | Editor | CONTACT
Indonesian based fashion worker Inten Zhū (17) states she is very proud that her employer Nike has stood with former San Fransisco...
Uncle Tony Throws A [-o-] On His Official Twitter Account
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It appears the Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is taking his new role as Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs quite seriously, after...
Anonymous Op-Ed: I Am Part Of The Resistance In The Morrison Government And I Have No Eyebrows
The Advocate is taking a rare step and publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done this at the request of the author, a...
NRL’s Multi-Million Dollar Gambling And Alcohol Sponsors Disgusted By Mad Monday Behaviour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In another blow for the National Rugby League, some of their biggest sponsors have publicly slammed them today.
As the Mad Monday saga...
Uncle Tony Gets Charged Up And Starts Talking Bout His Deadly Nephew With 6 Clubs Chasing Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony has reportedly been caught out showboating in the beer garden of...
Local Coastie Chuckles Through Uncomfortably Violent Story About His Mates Down Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local coastie Lukey Paspaley (31) has today treated his non-coastie mates to a story that incriminates both him and several of his...
Uncle Tony Apologises For Running On “Murri Time”
LEROY PERCIVAL | Murri Yarns | CONTACT
Special Indigenous Envoy to the Federal Government, Tony Abbott has again arrived late to parliament house this week, while officially...
Apprentice’s Weird New Diet Indicates That He’s Been Enlightened By The Joe Rogan Podcast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
20-year-old Keegan Sing has today confirmed all rumours that he listens to Joe Rogan Podcasts, after rocking up to smoko with a...
Dylan Napa Claims Reading Bedtime Stories Is Also Another Way To Help People Go To Sleep
NRL hard man Dylan Napa has revealed today that he has devoted his free time over the next few weeks to reading bedtime stories...
NRL Stars Refuse To Stand For Anthem Until Daily Telegraph Stops Photographing Mad Mondays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prominent NRL players across the country are vowing to kneel during the National Anthem until News Corp reporters stop...
