Irresponsible Woman Walks Somewhere
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local woman has today put her life at risk by taking part in one of the main forms of locomotion among legged mammals.
While deciding...
Telstra Thank Customers For Being So Apathetic Over The Last Few Weeks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Countless coverage outages, terrible data plans and even worse broadband – a trifecta of terrible business attributes that would cause any company...
Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Soccer fan George La Polosovicski (32) is “beyond pumped” to see the Socceroos perform in the world cup and currently only has...
Bloke Named Clint Probably Gonna Spend The Weekend Up The Sunny Coast Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local bloke called Clint has confirmed to colleagues today that he is going to be spending this weekend up on the Sunshine...
Tasmania Shakes Off Tired Inbred Jokes With Trendy Satanism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After centuries of being giggled at for their shallow gene pool, Tasmania, with the help of an extremely rich man named David Walsh,...
Report: Your Little Cousin’s Been Working On His Arms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you didn't notice the unnecessary chesty singlet he's wearing in the middle of June, it's worth noting that your 15-year-old cousin...
Cafe Patrons Not Sure If The Old Greek Blokes Berating Each Other Outside Are Mates Or Not
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Several old papous sitting out front of a greasy spoon cafe in Betoota's Flight Path district are really giving it to each other...
Adelaide’s Problem With Kids Throwing Rocks From Overpasses A Very Adelaide Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While the 1.3 million people that live in Adelaide claim that their city is no longer boring, the wine and cheese capital's most...
Here’s Why Kink-Shaming The Poo Jogger Is Problematic For People Who Like Laying Cable In Public Places
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT
If you have had access to a social media over the last 72 hours then you'd know that a high-powered white-collar Queensland executive...
2pm Bacon And Egg Roll Just What Was Needed To Go Back To Sleep
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local call-centre worker Trish Barton (29) shook off the dust from last night’s binge with a 2 pm bacon and egg roll that...
